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MikeMaslowski · 02:52 PM

...take that and enjoy your life around the World..well, Central/South America.

Hey guys! I was thinking about how fortunate I am and thought maybe I could put a bug in the ear of someone to cheer them up and see a new path.

I got out of the Army back in 2010 and was awarded with a 60 percent disability rating. My terrible marriage came to an end, I had used the GI bill to graduate from college and started looking around for work. Wow, did that just about make me want spend the afternoon drinking with Ray Rice...that bad.

After 6 months of deliberating I decided to take my 60 percent (which is around a thousand bucks a month) and move to a fully equipped cabin on the beach in Costa Rica. (the light blue Caribbean waters just outside my front door)

With that monthly money I was able to easily live, enjoy internet, cable, endless white sandy beaches and still have money for "extras". (Obviously no car, big screens or hot water but NO WORK either!)

Going into that adventure I thought I would be happy being single living in one of the most beautiful places I have ever seen at a cut rate price. However..life took over and my heart went pitter patter over a beautiful, smart, gorgeous, amazing, beautiful, perfect Costa Rican woman.

It has been two years since I stepped on the plane and left South Dakota. My WIFE and I just celebrated our one year wedding anniversary on Sunday. (Thanks for the shitty gift fat Andy..my bride said "Why didn't they just count and see that there were twelve players? That seems pretty simple, right?" Gotta love her.)

Anywho, if you have some adventure in your bones (which you do if you signed up) roll the dice Vets. Or, if you are not a vet but have a thousand dollars a month pension or a big wad of cash, take a look around and decide if living in the US is what you really want.

Take the leap and you may be rewarded more than you could ever imagine!

Cheers and have wonderful day!

P.S. For anyone that actually wants to try this, let me know and I will break down every step for you.

Edit: I forgot to mention that I am 30, a good age for retirement.

**TimeForWasp** · 10-08-2014, 05:46 PM

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Well, if you left and I left...who is left in SD? I hope you remembered to turn the light off.

You could do me a favor. Next time you are walking by the Puerta Viejo motel , stop in and ask for Antonio's (real name Peta's) phone number. He also has more land for sale. He lives in Limon, but his brother Pacu is always hanging around the hotel. Don't deal with Pacu though. I don't trust him. He is a nice guy, but not trustworthy.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10-08-2014, 05:46 PM

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My life has certainly gotten better than I imagined it could. You are welcome any time!

Oh yeah, In the 2016 season myself and my wife will be attending some lovely tailgating and catching a game in KC. It is two years away and she cannot stop talking about it! It will be nice to meet some of you!

Dude, I expect you to reach out. I'll provide everything for one game. Between fighting for my freedoms, and the old porn thread, I'm confident you've saved my life somewhere along the way.

Not kidding dude. Hit me up when you're around and I will spring for everything for an amazing Arrowhead experience for you and your bride.

MikeMaslowski · 10-08-2014, 05:49 PM

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Dude, I expect you to reach out. I'll provide everything for one game. Between fighting for my freedoms, and the old porn thread, I'm confident you've saved my life somewhere along the way.

Not kidding dude. Hit me up when you're around and I will spring for everything for an amazing Arrowhead experience for you and your bride.

Holy shit? Really??

MikeMaslowski · 10-08-2014, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Dude, I expect you to reach out. I'll provide everything for one game. Between fighting for my freedoms, and the old porn thread, I'm confident you've saved my life somewhere along the way.

Not kidding dude. Hit me up when you're around and I will spring for everything for an amazing Arrowhead experience for you and your bride.

That is an amazing offer and I will take you up on it! Surprising, thank you! Thank you! Pretty damn cool of ya.

MikeMaslowski · 10-08-2014, 05:52 PM

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You could do me a favor. Next time you are walking by the Puerta Viejo motel , stop in and ask for Antonio's (real name Peta's) phone number. He also has more land for sale. He lives in Limon, but his brother Pacu is always hanging around the hotel. Don't deal with Pacu though. I don't trust him. He is a nice guy, but not trustworthy.

I will check in with them! Can I tell them who I am getting the number for?

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10-08-2014, 05:52 PM

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Holy shit? Really??

**** yes dude. 2016 is plenty of time to prep for that. Ab-so-lute-ly. Will be my honor.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10-08-2014, 05:53 PM

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That is an amazing offer and I will take you up on it! Surprising, thank you! Thank you! Pretty damn cool of ya.

Seriously, it's my pleasure. Don't forget, because I won't.

MikeMaslowski · 10-08-2014, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsNow

You could do me a favor. Next time you are walking by the Puerta Viejo motel , stop in and ask for Antonio's (real name Peta's) phone number. He also has more land for sale. He lives in Limon, but his brother Pacu is always hanging around the hotel. Don't deal with Pacu though. I don't trust him. He is a nice guy, but not trustworthy.

Oh and if you know Kiko, which everyone seems to down here. He is in prison for a long time. Not a big surprise.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10-08-2014, 05:54 PM

In fact, I get comped suites over at Harrah's in town. I can probably spring for your room as well as the game, food, and beverages.

eDave · 10-08-2014, 05:57 PM

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In fact, I get comped suites over at Harrah's in town. I can probably spring for your room as well as the game, food, and beverages.

What the hell can you say about Mr. Flopnuts? Damn dude, you are something else. You definitely seem nice!!

MikeMaslowski · 10-08-2014, 05:57 PM

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Seriously, it's my pleasure. Don't forget, because I won't.

I didn't think my day could get much better than it has been already but you really topped it off.

This is seriously one of the nicest things anyone has ever offered me. I'm floored.

Cheers to you! I won't forget!

**Perineum Ripper** · 10-08-2014, 05:58 PM

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Let me guess...field artillery or MP?

Infantry..was in Bliss when 4/1Cav stood up there..deployed then came back..went thru Selection then got sent to Campbell

**TimeForWasp** · 10-08-2014, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski

Oh and if you know Kiko, which everyone seems to down here. He is in prison for a long time. Not a big surprise.

Don't remember the name, but I'm sure I know who it is.

Prison Bitch · 10-08-2014, 06:00 PM

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Everything you said is TRUE

I am not allowed to cook, clean, do laundry and if I wasn't so used to doing it myself she would bathe me too. I tried it, just too used to cleaning my own butt.

There is much more to how different she actually is compared to most soul sucking...... well I do not want to be negative. I guess I would consider women of the United States to be near the bottom when it comes to being a good partner.

Well I think it's great you went down there and found what was waiting for you. You deserved your happiness. Hell, we all do. High five to you bro.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 10-08-2014, 06:01 PM

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What the hell can you say about Mr. Flopnuts? Damn dude, you are something else. You definitely seem nice!!

That's nice, but this isn't about me at all. This guy hurt himself defending us. I'm THRILLED he found a way to have a really nice life off the very little money the government gives him in return for ALL he gave to them.

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I didn't think my day could get much better than it has been already but you really topped it off.

This is seriously one of the nicest things anyone has ever offered me. I'm floored.

Cheers to you! I won't forget!

Awesome. I can't do airline tickets, I'm not that rich. I hope you knew I was talking about the game itself, and anything included with it like food, drinks, transportation, what not. Hell, I took the tour of Arrowhead and if you're in town for a couple of days I'd like to do that again, and I'll spring for that too. I really do think I can get you a suite comped at Harrah's in my name for the weekend at no cost. We'll cross that bridge later.

10-07-2014, 02:24 PM
MikeMaslowski There's always next year. Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $10009290	If you are a disabled veteran with at least a 60 percent rating... ...take that and enjoy your life around the World..well, Central/South America. Hey guys! I was thinking about how fortunate I am and thought maybe I could put a bug in the ear of someone to cheer them up and see a new path. I got out of the Army back in 2010 and was awarded with a 60 percent disability rating. My terrible marriage came to an end, I had used the GI bill to graduate from college and started looking around for work. Wow, did that just about make me want spend the afternoon drinking with Ray Rice...that bad. After 6 months of deliberating I decided to take my 60 percent (which is around a thousand bucks a month) and move to a fully equipped cabin on the beach in Costa Rica. (the light blue Caribbean waters just outside my front door) With that monthly money I was able to easily live, enjoy internet, cable, endless white sandy beaches and still have money for "extras". (Obviously no car, big screens or hot water but NO WORK either!) Going into that adventure I thought I would be happy being single living in one of the most beautiful places I have ever seen at a cut rate price. However..life took over and my heart went pitter patter over a beautiful, smart, gorgeous, amazing, beautiful, perfect Costa Rican woman. It has been two years since I stepped on the plane and left South Dakota. My WIFE and I just celebrated our one year wedding anniversary on Sunday. (Thanks for the shitty gift fat Andy..my bride said "Why didn't they just count and see that there were twelve players? That seems pretty simple, right?" Gotta love her.) Anywho, if you have some adventure in your bones (which you do if you signed up) roll the dice Vets. Or, if you are not a vet but have a thousand dollars a month pension or a big wad of cash, take a look around and decide if living in the US is what you really want. Take the leap and you may be rewarded more than you could ever imagine! Cheers and have wonderful day! P.S. For anyone that actually wants to try this, let me know and I will break down every step for you. Edit: I forgot to mention that I am 30, a good age for retirement. Last edited by MikeMaslowski; 10-07-2014 at 02:52 PM..
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