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Old 02-22-2013, 08:59 PM   #1
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I can't imagine some of the shitty places you have to crawl.
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Old 02-22-2013, 09:02 PM   #2
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we had to ****ing fire some ****ing stupid **** and now I'm responsible for filling in until we hire a replacement next week so instead of enjoying a fine daquiri I'm stuck at god damn cock sucking work talking about gorgeous man hands with you ****ing reeruns.
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Old 02-22-2013, 09:05 PM   #3
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So pretty much the average CPer has the same size hands of the average NFL QB?
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Old 02-22-2013, 10:11 PM   #4
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So pretty much the average CPer has the same size hands of the average NFL QB?

Just measured. My hand span is 9 5/8.

less than ideal height is bound to knock me out of the 3rd round, and I'm a little old for a rookie.
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Old 02-22-2013, 09:07 PM   #5
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King you have a tiny dick we get it...calm down
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Old 02-22-2013, 09:19 PM   #6
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King you have a tiny dick we get it...calm down
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Old 02-22-2013, 09:26 PM   #7
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I never imagined when I opened this thread it'd be a hand measuring contest.
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Old 02-22-2013, 09:33 PM   #8
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Old 02-22-2013, 09:37 PM   #9
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I remember when I worked in electronics one of the guys that did home installs got fired because he ****ed a customer then wrecked the install car after hours.

Any stories like that?
I know a guy that got fired for ****ing a housewife and almost getting caught...some minor theft stories, but I'm mostly a straight shooter, so I don't get told a lot of those things...I'm not a snitch, but I try to do my job by the book and some probably think I would say something.
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that's badass

how does one ever even find himself in that situation?
You'd be surprised what happens sometimes.

I've gotten a few blowjob "tips" from lonely housewives and other gals over the last few years.

There have been a whole lot of times when I knew I could probably make a suggestion and the gal would jump on it, but I value my career. Probably close to a hundred if I really want to think about it.

Lots of desperate housewives that seem to get turned on by having it be just them and me in their bedroom...I'm just always scared of getting caught or that it was some kind of test.

That's one thing that can get you blacklisted.
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Old 02-22-2013, 10:02 PM   #10
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I know a guy that got fired for ****ing a housewife and almost getting caught...some minor theft stories, but I'm mostly a straight shooter, so I don't get told a lot of those things...I'm not a snitch, but I try to do my job by the book and some probably think I would say something.


You'd be surprised what happens sometimes.

I've gotten a few blowjob "tips" from lonely housewives and other gals over the last few years.

There have been a whole lot of times when I knew I could probably make a suggestion and the gal would jump on it, but I value my career. Probably close to a hundred if I really want to think about it.

Lots of desperate housewives that seem to get turned on by having it be just them and me in their bedroom...I'm just always scared of getting caught or that it was some kind of test.

That's one thing that can get you blacklisted.
What the ****? I picked the wrong career.
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Old 02-22-2013, 10:07 PM   #11
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What the ****? I picked the wrong career.
No joke! That is what I was thinking when I read that!
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Old 02-22-2013, 10:16 PM   #12
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What the ****? I picked the wrong career.
For the right person, it can be somewhat financially rewarding, too. I made 72k at DTV my last year there...that's a damn good wage for Iowa...and as I've shared, I've made a few significant connections, too. On top of that, I got insurance for close to nothing, free tv and Sunday ticket, drove a company van and get a paid cell phone.

The negatives are there, too...we work in damn near anything...I have to occasionally go where nobody wants to (though if one has the right tools and intellect, it's often possible to avoid those situations) working 6 day work weeks, you have to take unwarranted abuse at times and its a profession that tend to burn people out.

I work for this retailer because I can set my own schedule and basically work only when I want to and how much I want to. If I want a week off, I take it...if I only want to work till 230 everyday, I can. If I want to work till 7 or 8 every day and make 3k in a week, I can.

I know some Vietnamese guys that make well over 100k a year just as installers.
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Old 02-22-2013, 10:20 PM   #13
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I know some Vietnamese guys that make well over 100k a year just as installers.
Make sure you only **** the ones that cough.
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Old 02-22-2013, 09:49 PM   #14
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It's probably better we're getting pictures of a hand measuring contest instead of a dick measuring contest
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Old 02-22-2013, 09:39 PM   #15
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