UHHHH. Ok

[burt]

Chi, I need help dealing with your sister in law...Mrs. T.B.A.....tell me how you plan to deal with YOUR predicament. I will make it fit my current criteria.

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by T.B.A.

Chi, I need help dealing with your sister in law...Mrs. T.B.A.....tell me how you plan to deal with YOUR predicament. I will make it fit my current criteria.

Do yourself a favor - shoot yourself in the face. STAT!

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by ChiTown

Do yourself a favor - shoot yourself in the face. STAT!

Good luck, Dude.

If I told my wife that I walked in on my hairdresser giving some dude a blowjob, she's say "Alright."

And that would be the end of it.

[burt]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Good luck, Dude.

If I told my wife that I walked in on my hairdresser giving some dude a blowjob, she's say "Alright."

And that would be the end of it.

Actually, mine too.....just before she punted my testicles. Her philosophy is: If I may have done debauchery....I did.

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by T.B.A.

Actually, mine too.....just before she punted my testicles. Her philosophy is: If I may have done debauchery....I did.

Ouch

[burt]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Ouch

It's not my fault that I am this goddamn good looking.....

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by T.B.A.

It's not my fault that I am this goddamn good looking.....

It's a curse

[burt]

Originally Posted by ChiTown

Do yourself a favor - shoot yourself in the face. STAT!

On our 14th anniversary, I told her..."Being married to you has been the best 12 years of my life....the other 2 have sucked....you know a couple of shitty months here, a couple there...." She was NOT amused.

Yeah, you're right, shoulda shot myself in the face.

Boys, if you're not married, remember Marriage is like drugs.

































JUST SAY NO!!!!