Poop Had a shit day... anyone else? - Page 5

Nickhead · 08-16-2017, 02:42 AM

so i have been building this pvc clear tarped greenhouse cover for the garden. the only thing holding me back was the nail gun. so i got the gun... got the cover installed. but i left one of four corners unbraced, and the bottom lateral overlap unsecured. i thought, ill finish it tomorrow. so i wake up to my normal morning shit. the cats are hungry as i starve them while i turd it out. i walk into the dining room to feed the cats, done. then i walk back towards my office and look out the kitchen window and THE WHOLE ****ING THING COLLAPSED due to high winds overnight. so what took me six hours to construct, it took the wind less than ten minutes to take down.

so two hours later, the neighbor rings the doorbell and wakes my wife on a sleepin day (she's off this week). he tells me, are you missing a cat, as there is one in your tree. im like, no, they are all inside, but a pet is a pet.

so two hours later, after trimming half my tree to let the kitty down slowly, my wife is slashed open on her hand trying to help this cat ( i swear we are ****ing cat people, we have four already ) I finally, get it in the carrier, i think the cat thanked us at this point. so i take it to three different vets (not chipped) to see if any reports. nope, nada. take it to the pound. okay. so i take the cat to the pound and due to the number of dogs running free, the cat bites straight thru my thumb and index finger. takes off and jumps up into the top barbed wire of the dog drop off. no way im getting to it besides the fact i am bleeding, covered in cat piss and angry the prick bit me while i saved him. so i left, went home laundered my clothes, bathed and called the ranger and told him the same story.

so tomorrow i am playing the lottery.

ive got worse 24 hour span stories, what are yours?

**Buehler445** · 08-25-2017, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Almost has a shit day on Tuesday evening... Flying in to teterboro nj. Biggest shithole in the Northeast. Clicked the auto throttles off at 400 feet and didn't adjust them properly after. Got an excessive sink rate at 200 feet before landing. Had to make quick adjustment and wasn't my best of landings.

That was a dumbass moment.

We're going down?

Fish · 08-25-2017, 10:18 AM

.22 caliber works well for getting cats down from trees.

**Buehler445** · 08-25-2017, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish

.22 caliber works well for getting cats down from trees.

I'd have thrown another cat up there so it wouldn't be lonely.

redfan · 08-25-2017, 10:29 AM

Naw man, life is better than ever!

Nickhead · 08-28-2017, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by redhed

Naw man, life is better than ever!

that's good...

on the bright side regarding my drama's. with 3 trips to the local ER to have my thumb drained and the consults. one trip to a metro ER that included an overnight stay, the removal of damaged nail, and the med's that came with it. 2 more trips to the local ER to have injury checked and re wrapped. four consecutive PCP visits for re dressings:

total costs: 35 bucks for anti biotics. (thank **** for medicare [universal health care])

work days lost, around six. bright side, no one is getting work as a machine part broke down and the part has to be shipped in. not good for them either but at least i am not the only one short on hours.

(i am going to look into payroll insurance costs

)

Sweet Daddy Hate · 08-28-2017, 10:11 PM

Not at all. Actually quite good for a Monday. So, take your shitty Monday and cram it up your Didgeridoo, you filthy island criminal.

Nickhead · 08-28-2017, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate

Not at all. Actually quite good for a Monday. So, take your shitty Monday and cram it up your Didgeridoo, you filthy island criminal.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 08-28-2017, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickhead

Chiefshrink · 08-28-2017, 10:34 PM

So you pulled an Alex Smith in the red zone and took the 3 points instead of 6 points by completing the job the same day.

2 lessons learned. Finish the job the same day if you can and it gets windy at night where you live.

just messing with ya.

Nickhead · 08-29-2017, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiefshrink

So you pulled an Alex Smith in the red zone and took the 3 points instead of 6 points by completing the job the same day.

2 lessons learned. Finish the job the same day if you can and it gets windy at night where you live.

just messing with ya.

you are not wrong. i just hope my wife doesn't pull a dorsey on me and look to next years crop.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 08-29-2017, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Almost has a shit day on Tuesday evening... Flying in to teterboro nj. Biggest shithole in the Northeast. Clicked the auto throttles off at 400 feet and didn't adjust them properly after. Got an excessive sink rate at 200 feet before landing. Had to make quick adjustment and wasn't my best of landings.

That was a dumbass moment.

My daughter refuses to fly. She tells me there's a lot more airplanes in the bottom of the ocean than submarines in the sky.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 08-29-2017, 10:55 AM

Sort of shit day related. Working from home today and have a plumber here installing new flanges and wax rings on two of my three toilets (the third was done a couple months ago). HTF do these all go bad at the same time?

**Baby Lee** · 08-29-2017, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

Sort of shit day related. Working from home today and have a plumber here installing new flanges and wax rings on two of my three toilets (the third was done a couple months ago). HTF do these all go bad at the same time?

Just a guess.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 08-29-2017, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Just a guess.

frozenchief · 08-29-2017, 11:12 AM

Every time I see this threat, I think it is "Had a shit today" and wonder why we have another poop thread.

08-16-2017, 02:42 AM
Nickhead EvOlVeD Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Blue Mountains, Australia Casino cash: $2529868	Had a shit day... anyone else? so i have been building this pvc clear tarped greenhouse cover for the garden. the only thing holding me back was the nail gun. so i got the gun... got the cover installed. but i left one of four corners unbraced, and the bottom lateral overlap unsecured. i thought, ill finish it tomorrow. so i wake up to my normal morning shit. the cats are hungry as i starve them while i turd it out. i walk into the dining room to feed the cats, done. then i walk back towards my office and look out the kitchen window and THE WHOLE **ING THING COLLAPSED due to high winds overnight. so what took me six hours to construct, it took the wind less than ten minutes to take down. so two hours later, the neighbor rings the doorbell and wakes my wife on a sleepin day (she's off this week). he tells me, are you missing a cat, as there is one in your tree. im like, no, they are all inside, but a pet is a pet. so two hours later, after trimming half my tree to let the kitty down slowly, my wife is slashed open on her hand trying to help this cat ( i swear we are **ing cat people, we have four already ) I finally, get it in the carrier, i think the cat thanked us at this point. so i take it to three different vets (not chipped) to see if any reports. nope, nada. take it to the pound. okay. so i take the cat to the pound and due to the number of dogs running free, the cat bites straight thru my thumb and index finger. takes off and jumps up into the top barbed wire of the dog drop off. no way im getting to it besides the fact i am bleeding, covered in cat piss and angry the prick bit me while i saved him. so i left, went home laundered my clothes, bathed and called the ranger and told him the same story. so tomorrow i am playing the lottery. ive got worse 24 hour span stories, what are yours?
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Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Not at all. Actually quite good for a Monday. So, take your shitty Monday and cram it up your Didgeridoo, you filthy island criminal. __________________ 1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO **ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!**
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08-29-2017, 10:55 AM	#72
Fire Me Boy! Cast Iron Jedi Join Date: Nov 2004 Casino cash: $9999900 VARSITY	Sort of shit day related. Working from home today and have a plumber here installing new flanges and wax rings on two of my three toilets (the third was done a couple months ago). HTF do these all go bad at the same time?
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08-29-2017, 11:12 AM	#75
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