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Old 02-14-2013, 11:47 AM   #1
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It is taking a lot of self control to not compose a poem about the valentine's day that returned a wife to a husband after being adrift on the high seas with Jake and the Neverland Pirates for several days.


Glad she's about home Monty.
Do it!!!
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:31 AM   #2
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:50 PM   #3
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If you really want to keep an eye on it, here's a link of it being towed to port

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/cvp...ive/cvpstream3
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:57 PM   #4
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Now they're saying it may not dock until 8pmish tonight, but customs agents were taken out to sea this morning to board and have everyone through customs before they actually arrive in Mobile
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:22 PM   #5
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Now they're saying it may not dock until 8pmish tonight, but customs agents were taken out to sea this morning to board and have everyone through customs before they actually arrive in Mobile
Do they have to declare their bags of feces?
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:31 PM   #6
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Somehow I don't think they will be handing out "please rate your stay" cards to people as they file off the boat
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Old 02-14-2013, 04:45 PM   #7
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Somehow I don't think they will be handing out "please rate your stay" cards to people as they file off the boat
Do you increase or decrease the standard tips in this situation? You obviously didn't have a great experience, but at the same time your cabin steward was carrying off bags of your feces. It's a tipping conundrum.
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Old 02-14-2013, 04:47 PM   #8
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Do you increase or decrease the standard tips in this situation? You obviously didn't have a great experience, but at the same time your cabin steward was carrying off bags of your feces. It's a tipping conundrum.
Well they run your CC through for a tip percentage or some shit...so no matter what they're getting money from you.
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:35 PM   #9
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Hee Ho Here you go.


Captured by gulf coast pirates
drifting hopelessly at sea
I've been dreaming for your quick return
from the SS minnow you soon will flee.

We'll hug and say I've missed you
I'll be waiting near by in the car
I've got something like a wooden leg
to welcome home your rusty star.

My Castaway Valentine
My heart has ached for you.
While you were tanning on the upper deck
my balls have turned 3 shades of blue.

But if you should not make it back in time
There are 2 reasons I'll be fine
while roses may be red, and violets are blue
a case of beer is cheaper than dinner just for 2

When you disembark the Jolly Roger
walk with dignity and class
But Soon I'll use my One eyed pirate
To knock the barnacles from your ass.

I'm glad you're at home, stop talking..
now remove those soiled clothes.
Tonight I'd better wear a condom
Or I might shoot it out your nose.
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Old 02-14-2013, 02:39 PM   #10
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Old 02-14-2013, 04:38 PM   #11
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This is so ****ing great.

http://deadspin.com/5984377/stranded...someone-aboard

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Two people were banging in my tent the first night and I watched I was so bored.

Y'all better be enjoying your Valentine's flowers while we're defecating in red plastic bags.

People are spelling "HELP" with their bodies. Our theme song has been Alicia Keys: "This Boat Is On Fire."
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:07 PM   #12
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Hee Ho Here you go.


Captured by gulf coast pirates
drifting hopelessly at sea
I've been dreaming for your quick return
from the SS minnow you soon will flee.

We'll hug and say I've missed you
I'll be waiting near by in the car
I've got something like a wooden leg
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My Castaway Valentine
My heart has ached for you.
While you were tanning on the upper deck
my balls have turned 3 shades of blue.

But if you should not make it back in time
There are 2 reasons I'll be fine
while roses may be red, and violets are blue
a case of beer is cheaper than dinner just for 2

When you disembark the Jolly Roger
walk with dignity and class
But Soon I'll use my One eyed pirate
To knock the barnacles from your ass.

I'm glad you're at home, stop talking..
now remove those soiled clothes.
Tonight I'd better wear a condom
Or I might shoot it out your nose.
Pure greatness!!!
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:11 PM   #13
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Iowanians rep points has to be incredible by writing these poems.
awesome.
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:19 PM   #14
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is it gay for a group of single dudes to go on a cruise together or...?

does this happen? I'm just thinking of vacation ideas...lots of puss on cruise ships easy to get or...what?

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Old 02-14-2013, 07:26 PM   #15
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is it gay for a group of single dudes to go on a cruise together or...?

does this happen? I'm just thinking of vacation ideas...lots of puss on cruise ships easy to get or...what?

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