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07-15-2010, 09:45 PM | #1 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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I once constructed a castle made solely of mashed potatoes, gravy, and green beans. It had a moat and a working drawbridge.
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07-15-2010, 09:50 PM | #2 |
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07-15-2010, 09:51 PM | #3 |
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07-15-2010, 09:52 PM | #4 |
**** SOC & **** YOU
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I was named MVP for the month of June at work. Got a $100 bonus for it and the big wigs in the building know my name.
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07-15-2010, 09:54 PM | #5 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Should bastards such as those attempt an unseemly attack on my tater palace, I would pour hot gravy on their heads until the ne'er-do-wells took refuge in the biscuit where ... AHA!! ... I would have them captured for all eternity in sticky jelly.
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07-15-2010, 09:58 PM | #6 |
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Beware the giant biscuit eating lizard. That's all I have to say about that.
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07-15-2010, 09:57 PM | #7 |
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I've been eating lots of fiber and saving toilet paper in the process. I'm feeling very blessed. A clean poo is a beautiful thing.
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07-15-2010, 10:02 PM | #8 |
mmm sweet lemonade
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I ran a 50 mile ultramarathon in 10 hours 55 minutes on July 3rd. I am pretty proud that.
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07-15-2010, 10:02 PM | #9 |
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I'm learning how to hold my breath for long periods of time.
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07-15-2010, 10:28 PM | #10 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Substitute "Playboy mansion grotto" for "public toilet" and this could be my fantasy thread.
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07-15-2010, 10:04 PM | #12 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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Was born, graduated, got married, have 4 kids and still gainfully employed.
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07-15-2010, 10:07 PM | #13 |
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07-15-2010, 10:39 PM | #14 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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07-15-2010, 10:20 PM | #15 |
Take a Chill Pill
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The last 2 times I've pooped, they've been 1-wipers.
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