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Old 08-21-2004, 11:50 PM   #1
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Do you know what team she roots for? I'm assuming the Chiefs, but I don't believe I saw you post it...
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Old 08-21-2004, 11:36 PM   #2
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Yeah. More advice for Roy.

If bricks happens to post on this thread, you should do the opposite of whatever he says.
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Old 08-22-2004, 01:13 AM   #3
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Didn't read the whole thread.

Did anyone mention the obvious?

Spit or swallow?
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Old 08-22-2004, 02:06 AM   #4
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No she likes the Titans ...
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:50 AM   #5
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No she likes the Titans ...

That's easy then.... take Nasium's advice, but add Steve McNair's lame TD celebration to it.....



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Old 08-22-2004, 04:48 PM   #6
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I haven't read all of this, and probably this has already been said, but....

Just ask her how much, then pay the fee and go for it. Wear protection....
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:36 PM   #7
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:21 PM   #8
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Forget ALL of the previous posts on this thread....except mine.


In truth...you're not going to say "how was the macaroni, are you ready to bust my cherr-ah now?"

NO...........

You're going to having a nice time doing something else(watching movie, on a walk...whatever).

You're going to feel the moment is right....your hands will get sweaty, your voice will crack, and you might have some twitching..............Take a deep breath stick your hands in your pockets(to dry them on the paper towels I'm now recommending you place there before hand, for this exact moment).....and another one with some luck.

You'll work your nerve....you'll kiss her...........if she kisses back....you work on that a while.......you'll move on(if you're skilled) to gently rub the inside of her elbow pits...........and you'll work your way around the bases..........while rounding 3rd, if you're a gentleman, you'll ask "are you sure"......if she nods...............Plow deep.
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:47 PM   #9
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Dude, you don't ask a girl to have sex with you. It just happens. Asking someone to have sex with you is kinda weird and desperate. When a guy and a girl are in love, anything can happen when they're together. Just enjoy your time with her and stop thinking with your wang, it'll get you in trouble and make you sound and look like a fool. Just live in the moment with her and DON'T ask her if she wants to have sex. That's weird.
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:51 PM   #10
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Cody just bribes them with Jalapeno cheese baows.


He is right though.....don't ask her, unless you're paying outright....Just keep stealing bases until she gives you the slide sign.

...oh yeah....if it fails......make sure to post the details on the storied "failed penthouse letters" thread.
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:56 PM   #11
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...oh yeah....if it fails......make sure to post the details on the storied "failed penthouse letters" thread.
Pshaw...when that happens you just change the gal's name and feed your buddies as much bs as they're dumb (or drunk) enough to swallow...
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Old 08-22-2004, 10:05 PM   #12
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Cody just bribes them with Jalapeno cheese baows.


He is right though.....don't ask her, unless you're paying outright....Just keep stealing bases until she gives you the slide sign.

...oh yeah....if it fails......make sure to post the details on the storied "failed penthouse letters" thread.


Good point, btw. If you're paying, you have the green light to ask for anything. It's your damn money.
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Old 08-22-2004, 10:04 PM   #13
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