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Old 09-06-2016, 10:59 AM  
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Lazily put together compilation of all the times Peyton Manning was roasted last nigh
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Old 09-06-2016, 11:01 AM   #2
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The best line of the night, IMO was when Jimmy Carr roasted Nikki Glazer with

'we found out on your show that your dad is hung like a horse,* so now we know you inherited your face from your dad's dick.'


* - true, her mom admitted it on a lie detector test.

Wish Riggle would have laid into him as a Chiefs fan.
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Old 09-06-2016, 11:04 AM   #3
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Carr outclasses everyone on that stage by talent alone.

He's great.
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Old 09-06-2016, 11:05 AM   #4
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The best line of the night, IMO was when Jimmy Carr roasted Nikki Glazer with

'we found out on your show that your dad is hung like a horse,* so now we know you inherited your face from your dad's dick.'


* - true, her mom admitted it on a lie detector test.

Wish Riggle would have laid into his as a Chiefs fan.

I initially read "Jimmy Carr" as "Jimmy Carter" and thought, wow, the X-President is really stepping out.
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Old 09-06-2016, 11:11 AM   #5
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listened to this on the way to a meeting in St. Joe this morning. Pretty damn funny all around.
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Didn't even know that happened. Thanks for sharing. I got some good laughs out of that.
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I did the same for Eli. A compilation of all the times Eli Manning was roasted:



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peyton manning is the poster child for reeruns. If he can do it any one can do it. Eli manning is what happen when you inbreed then bump the kid head on the sink. Cooper manning is the manning that god took a pass on in turns of talent. Archie manning been dealing with twitches ever since he played for the saints and got sacked so many times.
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peyton manning is the poster child for reeruns. If he can do it any one can do it. Eli manning is what happen when you inbreed then bump the kid head on the sink. Cooper manning is the manning that god took a pass on in turns of talent. Archie manning been dealing with twitches ever since he played for the saints and got sacked so many times.
Oh sweet irony.
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peyton manning is the poster child for reeruns. If he can do it any one can do it. Eli manning is what happen when you inbreed then bump the kid head on the sink. Cooper manning is the manning that god took a pass on in turns of talent. Archie manning been dealing with twitches ever since he played for the saints and got sacked so many times.
Cooper had major neck problems..he was a stud too.
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