Jets have traded fourth-round pick for Tim Tebow.

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What a kooky trade. I think I have to sing about it!

(To the tune "Get outta Denver.")

I still remember it was springtime and the Donkeys were a smilin'...

The Donks got Manning, and that started off Tim Tebow whining

Elway doesn't care and Tebow was a' bending over

Heading down from the mountains knowing we was traveling further

All the fires were blazing and the spinning wheels were turning turning

Tebow just got bufu'ed, and his bung hole was a burning burning

Rex Ryan loves him like a funky southern tent preacher
The Jets trade for him, and Tim Tebow is the main feature

He told the GM that he needed something to get going

He pulled out all he had and laid it on the table showing

All Tebow had to do was to grab the contract, and pick it up

Then Sanchez came a busting in, and he was screamin "What the ****?"

Go! Get out of Denver, baby, go, go

Get out of Denver, baby, go
Get out of Denver, baby, go, go

Get out of Denver cause you look just like a Jet

And might just be a member...

Get out of Denver, baby

Get out of Denver.

All the Broadway Lights were flashing and the fans were a screaming
screaming

They had to pinch each other just to see if we were dreaming

Made it to the practice field in under less than half an hour

Lord, he threw a hundred passes then he went and hit the showers!

Tebow is a virgin he won't even try to wear a rubber

He may be Gay, but if he is, you know the team will cover

He can't complete a pass, but somehow he just keeps on going

He reads his bible all night long and then into the morning

Season finally started, when we looked to see where we was at

We're staring at a really crappy QB as a New York Jet!

Go! Get out of Denver, baby, go, go

Get out of Denver, baby, go
Get out of Denver, baby, go, go

Get out of Denver cause you look just like a Jet

And might just be a member...

Get out of Denver, baby

Get out of Denver baby GO!