Arby's Meat Mountain

[TLO]

Would you the whole thing?





http://time.com/3192955/arbys-secret...meat-mountain/

There’s a $10 Secret Menu Item at Arby’s Called the Meat Mountain
Samantha Grossman @sam_grossman

Aug. 27, 2014
And it's quite literally a mountain made of ALL the meats

Well, this is truly the stuff of Ron Swanson’s wildest dreams. Arby’s has a secret menu item (meaning it’s not on the official menu but you can request it and they’ll make it for you) called the Meat Mountain. It’s a truly formidable tower of meats, and it all started because of this promotional photo:

Do not. We repeat. Do not be intimidated by the meats. pic.twitter.com/FLbkvx4p0j

— Arby's (@Arbys) August 26, 2014

Arby’s created that poster to remind consumers that the chain sells plenty of meats besides its famous roast beef, the Washington Post explains. This marketing strategy worked, apparently, because people started coming in asking if they could order that entire stack o’ meats. And lo, the Meat Mountain was born. Here’s what the $10 monstrosity-on-a-bun includes, from the bottom up:

2 chicken tenders
1.5 oz. of roast turkey
1.5 oz. of ham
1 slice of Swiss cheese
1.5 oz. of corned beef
1.5 oz. brisket
1.5 oz. of Angus steak
1 slice of cheddar cheese
1.5 oz. roast beef
3 half-strips of bacon

A few people have been brave enough to try it:

This is an insane sandwich from @Arbys and of course I had to try it. http://t.co/SSItsjzJ3Q #Meatcraft pic.twitter.com/oeIKHUagB5

— John Dodge (@dodgerman) August 26, 2014

What Arby's "Meat Mountain" really looks like pic.twitter.com/NMFxcUUPSj

— Byron Crawford (@byroncrawford) August 27, 2014

Unfortunately, the Meat Mountain doesn’t seem to be something all Arby’s employees know about just yet. The Wire’s Adam Chandler ventured to an Arby’s in Queens in search of this elusive meat monster and was met with blank stares. A manager told him the request was impossible. So he ordered everything required to assemble the Meat Mountain himself, spending $29 instead of the expected $10.

But can you really put a price on the incredible feat of scaling the formidable Meat Mountain?

[TribalElder]

I just got ill looking at that picture

That shit ain't meat bro

[kysirsoze]

I thought the thread title read Andy's Meat Mountain. It was 20 minutes before I had the courage to click on it.

[saphojunkie]

Originally Posted by Big Smoke

And it's quite literally a mountain made of ALL the meats

It's quite literally not.

[jspchief]

Have to add a prolapsed butthole for it to be named the Hope Solo.

[Baby Lee]

This would be an Arby - Q!!!

Clear back, end of April, first of May

http://www.avclub.com/article/v-club...d-upon--208606

[Gadzooks]

Originally Posted by TribalElder

I just got ill looking at that picture

That shit ain't meat bro

Are you talking about Arby's or Hope Solo's asshole and vagina?

[CoMoChief]

Gimme some arbys sauce and id eat it in a heartbeat

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Canofbier

Arby's is the worst. Their recent advertising:

I hope every Arby's branch in the world spontaneously burns to the ground, taking anyone stupid enough to eat there with them.

Your criticism might hold more water if I hadn't heard so many other people not on TV shilling for Arbys saying the same things.

Particularly the Market Fresh Sammies, BBQ and Gyros.

I'm no Arbys fan, mostly because I kept going there in the distinct mood for roast beef, a craving really, and still left underwhelmed to many times. But mostly that was because their fries, regular/waffle/curly are perhaps the worst in the industrialized world.

Their roast beef is adequate, but still not as good as Lions Choice, or even Hardees.

It should be added, my closest Arbys is perhaps one of the worst I've ever been to. Strange since it's in a high volume, presumably high interest area, just a block from the world famous Ted Drewes.

But credit where credit, people have been saying good things about their new menu items, mostly just out of the blue.

[BigMeatballDave]

Doesn't mean much, but Arby's meat is a ton better than Subway.

[Pepe Silvia]

Gross. More like Gelatin Meat Mountain.

[BigMeatballDave]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Gross. More like Gelatin Meat Mountain.

Gelatin?

[notorious]

Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave

Gelatin?

Do you really want to know?

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Your criticism might hold more water if I hadn't heard so many other people not on TV shilling for Arbys saying the same things.

Particularly the Market Fresh Sammies, BBQ and Gyros.

I'm no Arbys fan, mostly because I kept going there in the distinct mood for roast beef, a craving really, and still left underwhelmed to many times. But mostly that was because their fries, regular/waffle/curly are perhaps the worst in the industrialized world.

Their roast beef is adequate, but still not as good as Lions Choice, or even Hardees.

It should be added, my closest Arbys is perhaps one of the worst I've ever been to. Strange since it's in a high volume, presumably high interest area, just a block from the world famous Ted Drewes.

But credit where credit, people have been saying good things about their new menu items, mostly just out of the blue.

Agree on the roast beef. It's simply meh. Their brisket, however, is quite good. Their chicken tenders are clearly better than MCD or Wendy's.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave

Gelatin?

I believe he's referring to rendered connective tissue, ie collagen.

[millz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVJd6S5Q6Hs