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Do you know how to pee into a urinal?
You may be doing it wrong.
Now you can learn the right way to take a wizz. http://sc.news.yahoo.com/best-way-pe...111300267.html Quote:
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11-14-2013, 12:04 PM | #2 |
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No wonder my pants are always moist.
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11-14-2013, 12:06 PM | #3 |
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Thanks. This will be helpful. I never actually got any formal training.
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11-14-2013, 12:09 PM | #4 |
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I was just telling a girl about this at the bar last weekend. To me it's best to stand toward the side a bit and aim straight with a slight downward angle. The concave shape will make the pee wrap around or splash at a right angle rather than splash back. |
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11-14-2013, 12:09 PM | #5 |
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I always aim about an inch or so above the water line or a few inches above the drain
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11-14-2013, 12:09 PM | #6 |
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Waste of money.
They should be doing a study on why I still have 2 or 3 drops.....no matter how many times I shake it. |
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11-14-2013, 12:10 PM | #7 |
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11-14-2013, 12:12 PM | #8 |
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11-14-2013, 12:14 PM | #9 |
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In some country..can't remember where, their urinals have the image of a fly in the porcelain of the best place for pissers to hit. Guys will aim at this spot just like anything else that ends up in there and if they aim at it, it is the best position to piss cleanly.
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11-14-2013, 12:16 PM | #10 |
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I always stand as far back as I can and shoot for the distance record.
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11-14-2013, 12:19 PM | #11 |
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The first goal should be to ACTUALLY GET THE URINE INTO THE URINAL. I don't think I've ever used a pubic restroom where the floor in front of the urinal isn't soaking wet with pee....
Men are ****ing disgusting.
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11-14-2013, 12:23 PM | #12 |
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I'm always amazed at how cold and shallow the water is
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11-14-2013, 12:30 PM | #13 |
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kind of squeeze it out like you are milking a cow, then shake
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It's more fun, though, to aim up and get that nice parabolic arc.
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11-14-2013, 12:57 PM | #15 |
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Doesn't anyone just take a piss and go on with their day anymore?
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