Thinking about getting an escort

[Rasputin]

Go midget half the size twice the fun

[Canofbier]

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Go midget half the size twice the fun

Ugh. They airbrushed the living shit out of this picture and still couldn't make her look not-hideous.

[threebag]

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Go midget half the size twice the fun

That's Latina not Little Tina.

[Valiant]

Originally Posted by threebag02

That's Latina not Little Tina.

[cabletech94]

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Go midget half the size twice the fun

only if she costs half price.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by cabletech94

only if she costs half price.

Only if she is half price and you brown bag your own face.

[cabletech94]

Originally Posted by lewdog

Only if she is half price and you brown bag your own face.

nope. only if you are blind.
now that i'm thinking about it, i bet her ohhhhhh face would be too high pitched.

so now i'm thinking the only way i'd do (it) is if i was helen keller-ing it.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by cabletech94

nope. only if you are blind.
now that i'm thinking about it, i bet her ohhhhhh face would be too high pitched.

so now i'm thinking the only way i'd do (it) is if i was helen keller-ing it.

Ok so we have got it down to half-price, bag on your own head and noise cancelling head phones with something like Celine Dion playing.

Who is in?

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Go midget half the size twice the fun

AND, when she has your penis in her hand, it will look HUGE!