Food and Drink Candylicious: Round 1, Heats 13 through 16 - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 04-19-2016, 05:27 PM

Here are the rules. This will be a head to head tournament. For efficiency's sake, I will run four heats in each thread.

Therefore, I will put up four pairs of candies. For each pair, you will identify the candy that you would most like to have at the moment of voting. It doesn't necessarily have to be your favorite candy overall, just the one that sounds good right now. For visualization purposes, you may assume that you're out trick or treating (dressed as a pirate), and the woman at the door is offering you your choice of two options. You can only pick one, or if you would turn them both down, you can pick zero (not to be confused with the Zero bar).

So to summarize, you will vote for four candies in each thread, one candy per heat. And here they are!

Heat 13: Candy corn versus Necco Candy Wafers

Heat 14: Atomic Fireball versus Nutrageous

Heat 15: Mike and Ike (Tropical Flavor) versus Candy Gummy Peach-O's

Heat 16: Brach's Maple Nut Goodies versus Payday

**lewdog** · 04-19-2016, 06:43 PM

I cannot take that there isn't more uproar about the Heat 13 and Heat 15 pairings.

This is such a travesty!

**TimBone** · 04-19-2016, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

Agreed.

These are the Phoebe Cates/Kate Upton of the candy thread.

This mother****er here is never gonna drop the Kate Upton thing.

Side note: I have to retract what I said to you in the last candy thread regarding Snickers Crisper and Whatchamacallit. The texture is not nearly the same. I bought a bar of both today to compare. The crispy in the Snickers seems to be made of kernels very similar to rice krispies, meanwhile the crisp in the whatchamacallit is much more dense.

If you don't normally like snickers, you're probably not gonna like the Snickers Crisper. I enjoyed both today, but I've no problem admitting that the Whatchamacallit is way better.

Also, two candy bars is way too much sugar at 10am. That was not one of my better ideas.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 04-19-2016, 06:47 PM

[QUOTE=TimBone;12186334]This mother****er here is never gonna drop the Kate Upton thing. [/[quote]

I couldn't resist.

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Side note: I have to retract what I said to you in the last candy thread regarding Snickers Crisper and Whatchamacallit. The texture is not nearly the same. I bought a bar of both today to compare. The crispy in the Snickers seems to be made of kernels very similar to rice krispies, meanwhile the crisp in the whatchamacallit is much more dense.

If you don't normally like snickers, you're probably not gonna like the Snickers Crisper. I enjoyed both today, but I've no problem admitting that the Whatchamacallit is way better.

Also, two candy bars is way too much sugar at 10am. That was not one of my better ideas.

If there's ever a sample of Snickers Crisper, I'd try it. But I love Whatchamacallit.

Toby Waller · 04-19-2016, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

I cannot take that there isn't more uproar about the Heat 13 and Heat 15 pairings.

This is such a travesty!

gummies are for women

**lewdog** · 04-19-2016, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Toby Waller

gummies are for women

I do usually buy them for your mom when she comes over.

Toby Waller · 04-19-2016, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

I do usually buy them for your mom when she comes over.

that was so 4th grade

**lewdog** · 04-19-2016, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Toby Waller

that was so 4th grade

I didn't start ****ing your mom until 8th grade.

She was a great teacher.

Toby Waller · 04-19-2016, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

I didn't start ****ing your mom until 8th grade.

She was a great teacher.

ok,that was about an 8th grade joke there

**Indian Chief** · 04-19-2016, 07:14 PM

Candy corn is so lucky. If it was up against something edible it would be done.

Hydrae · 04-19-2016, 07:18 PM

I don't know what is wrong with you people. I had a hard time deciding between candy corn and Necco wafers. I love them both although candy corn is a seasonal only candy around here, mostly for my wife. I know Necco's are chalky but they take me back to my youth. A pack of those will last longer than a roll of Life Savers just because there are so many. And so many flavors too! You can keep the licorice ones though.

**MahiMike** · 04-19-2016, 07:21 PM

This heat is as weak as the winner of the hot babe poll.

**RealSNR** · 04-19-2016, 07:22 PM

srvy is to blame for all the shitty candy in this contest.

Necco ****ing wafers. Disgusting.

**lewdog** · 04-19-2016, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RealSNR

srvy is to blame for all the shitty candy in this contest.

Necco ****ing wafers. Disgusting.

How can he eat most of these without teeth!?

Great Expectations · 04-19-2016, 07:27 PM

Weak heats

GloucesterChief · 04-19-2016, 08:52 PM

Voted:

Candy corn. At least it doesn't have the texture of chalk.
Nutrageous. I don't like very sweet and spicy things.
Peach-Os: Mike and Ike's have a bad texture to me. Plus who doesn't like Peach.
Maple Nut Goodies: It is maple, toffee, and peanuts. Anybody who voted for the lame Payday is a heathen with an obviously genetically deficient set of taste buds.

View Poll Results: Pick the candy you would most like right now - one from each pair.
Heat 13	3	2.59%
Candy corn	62	53.45%
Necco Candy Wafers	30	25.86%
Heat 14	3	2.59%
Atomic Fireball	32	27.59%
Reese's Nutrageous	72	62.07%
Heat 15	3	2.59%
Mike and Ike, Tropical Flavor	64	55.17%
Candy Gummy Peach-O's	27	23.28%
Heat 16	2	1.72%
Brach's Maple Nut Goodies	12	10.34%
Payday	88	75.86%
None of the above. Are these really candies?	10	8.62%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 116. You may not vote on this poll

04-19-2016, 05:27 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3218491 VARSITY	Candylicious: Round 1, Heats 13 through 16 Here are the rules. This will be a head to head tournament. For efficiency's sake, I will run four heats in each thread. Therefore, I will put up four pairs of candies. For each pair, you will identify the candy that you would most like to have at the moment of voting. It doesn't necessarily have to be your favorite candy overall, just the one that sounds good right now. For visualization purposes, you may assume that you're out trick or treating (dressed as a pirate), and the woman at the door is offering you your choice of two options. You can only pick one, or if you would turn them both down, you can pick zero (not to be confused with the Zero bar). So to summarize, you will vote for four candies in each thread, one candy per heat. And here they are! Heat 13: Candy corn versus Necco Candy Wafers Heat 14: Atomic Fireball versus Nutrageous Heat 15: Mike and Ike (Tropical Flavor) versus Candy Gummy Peach-O's Heat 16: Brach's Maple Nut Goodies versus Payday
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04-19-2016, 06:43 PM	#16
lewdog Mod Team Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Valley of the hot as **** Casino cash: $1801900	I cannot take that there isn't more uproar about the Heat 13 and Heat 15 pairings. This is such a travesty!
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04-19-2016, 07:14 PM	#24
Indian Chief Supporter Join Date: Jan 2014 Casino cash: $1939236	Candy corn is so lucky. If it was up against something edible it would be done.
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04-19-2016, 07:18 PM	#25
Hydrae Sandbox: Leander Lasercats Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Austin, Tx Casino cash: $2227000	I don't know what is wrong with you people. I had a hard time deciding between candy corn and Necco wafers. I love them both although candy corn is a seasonal only candy around here, mostly for my wife. I know Necco's are chalky but they take me back to my youth. A pack of those will last longer than a roll of Life Savers just because there are so many. And so many flavors too! You can keep the licorice ones though.
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04-19-2016, 07:21 PM	#26
MahiMike He's Mahomie! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Jax, FL Casino cash: $10023443	This heat is as weak as the winner of the hot babe poll. __________________ 99.9%
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04-19-2016, 07:27 PM	#29
Great Expectations MVP Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Joplin, MO Casino cash: $13582338	Weak heats __________________
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04-19-2016, 08:52 PM	#30
GloucesterChief MVP Join Date: Jan 2013 Casino cash: $1676454	Voted: Candy corn. At least it doesn't have the texture of chalk. Nutrageous. I don't like very sweet and spicy things. Peach-Os: Mike and Ike's have a bad texture to me. Plus who doesn't like Peach. Maple Nut Goodies: It is maple, toffee, and peanuts. Anybody who voted for the lame Payday is a heathen with an obviously genetically deficient set of taste buds.
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