Old People Thread

[kozzman555]

Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Oh you're good.

Let's do Mary Poppins, Flowers in the Attic, and The Blob.

There's Something About Mary, The Diary of Anne Frank, and The Nutty Professor.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

There's Something About Mary, The Diary of Anne Frank, and The Nutty Professor.

☠️😂

[booger]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

There's Something About Mary, The Diary of Anne Frank, and The Nutty Professor.

Have you seen my baseball?

[Jenson71]

I'm not old -- just wanted to stop by and pay my respects to the rest of you.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Jenson71

I'm not old -- just wanted to stop by and pay my respects to the rest of you.

We could eat you alive instead we will leave you with crushing debt and an amoral society.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by TwistedChief

One of the most memorable family trips of my youth was a journey to Mystic, CT for a slice of pizza. It tasted just like…pizza. And that’s when I realized Hollywood and my parents were both frauds.

Pro tip: Mars is nothing like Total Recall presents it.

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by Jenson71

I'm not old -- just wanted to stop by and pay my respects to the rest of you.

[kozzman555]

Originally Posted by Katipan

We could eat you alive instead we will leave you with crushing debt and an amoral society.

literally lol'd. Thought about adding that to the original post at the time but figured someone would bust it out in the thread lmao

[Rasputin]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

I turn 40 this week.

I'm here for this.

[Rasputin]

Get off my lawn

[RaidersOftheCellar]

Never saw Mystic Pizza. Am I missing out?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

Never saw Mystic Pizza. Am I missing out?

If you've seen Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, you're already covered.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

I turn 40 this week.

I'm here for this.

After 40 the years count double it seems.

Nothing like waking up and randomly your knee decides to be a total asshole all day.

On the plus side your libido goes down!

[TimeForWasp]

I can’t find my glasses without my glasses.

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

After 40 the years count double it seems.

Nothing like waking up and randomly your knee decides to be a total asshole all day.

On the plus side your libido goes down!

My knees are already garbage.

Went to the doctor 18 months ago and blah blah blah a bunch of shit later "you don't have any cartilage on the back of your kneecaps."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"****."