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Old 04-11-2023, 08:37 PM  
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Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!
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Old 04-12-2023, 10:13 AM   #136
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Old 04-12-2023, 10:21 AM   #137
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I'm in La Vista. Before I agree to hang out, I need to know how jacked up your sense of humor is. Mine is at an 11, so I gotta know if I'll need to dial it down or not lol.
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Old 04-12-2023, 10:23 AM   #138
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This thread reminds me of this. Always thought this was brilliant.
I really thought that was the CP Mods annual rules meeting.
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Old 04-12-2023, 10:24 AM   #139
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Bugeater wears a buttplug on his motorcycle and will show it to you if you ask nicely.

Livesteam does rails of coke and meth off railroad tracks while narrowly missing the steam engine barreling down the tracks.

You're in for a real treat Kozzman. Just make sure you run when they play the Dueling Banjo's song from Deliverance on the jukebox.
Maybe run towards them. See if I can't boof some coke off of Bugeaters butt plug
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I'm only on two Med's but may have to add something. 99% sure I have a bleeding ulcer


There are medical issues you can delay but THIS AIN'T ONE!

Get checked out ASAP.
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Old 04-12-2023, 10:25 AM   #141
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Truth right there^
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Old 04-12-2023, 10:27 AM   #142
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Old 04-12-2023, 10:31 AM   #143
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New phone and accidental down vote.

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Old 04-12-2023, 10:33 AM   #144
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I win the old people thread.
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Old 04-12-2023, 10:34 AM   #146
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Some of us have no hearing loss and we still do it anyway
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Old 04-12-2023, 10:43 AM   #148
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So if I have a can of spray paint, a mixed drink or a baby I don't want anymore, you're the guy to call? Got it
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