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The Saints got caught again...
...by greasing the pole!
"...The NFL has reportedly learned that several members of the New Orleans Saints have participated in a practice which was referred to within the organization as "Greasing the Poles." Furthermore, the league discovered upon initial inquiry that involvement in this questionable practice goes beyond just the locker room; as several support personnel have also been named as being complicit in this modification of equipment." Link:http://www.newslocker.com/en-us/spor...-orleans/view/ So what does by greasing the pole can do for your team? |
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02-17-2015, 08:41 AM | #2 |
Can these boys not play?
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Well, since it helps both teams the same, I don't see how this could really be THAT big of a deal.
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02-17-2015, 08:42 AM | #3 |
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02-17-2015, 08:44 AM | #4 |
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Greasegate
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02-17-2015, 08:45 AM | #5 |
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Maybe the worst written story ever, except it's from SB Nation so I am sure there are more over there I have missed.
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02-17-2015, 08:52 AM | #6 |
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I have no idea what greasing the uprights would accomplish. Also I find it somewhat disingenuous that a Patriots news site would point it out.
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02-17-2015, 09:05 AM | #7 |
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Did they bring in a pole dancing team?
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02-17-2015, 09:06 AM | #8 |
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Why u no mad at dem/Chowdahland
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02-17-2015, 10:27 AM | #9 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Holy ****. I'm about to go under nfl investigation!
I'm so sorry nfl!
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02-17-2015, 10:40 AM | #10 |
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The cheating Donkeys started all of that, punish them first please.
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I had wondered about the same thing.
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02-17-2015, 10:50 AM | #12 |
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02-17-2015, 11:04 AM | #13 |
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Guys this is a spoof article. The tradition of "greasing the poles" is a Mardi Gras thing. They grease the polls that support the balconies in the French Quarter so that people don't try and climb up. Some Saints players participate(?) in the tradition by holding the ladders for the girls who grease the poles.
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02-17-2015, 11:52 AM | #14 |
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The Chiefs should do this every year before they "stick it in us"....
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