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Can we talk to Dog instead?
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09-24-2013, 12:57 AM | #3 |
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Can you microwave a burrito so hot, that even you cannot eat it?
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09-24-2013, 12:58 AM | #5 |
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With your Penis still inside?
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09-24-2013, 01:00 AM | #6 |
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09-24-2013, 01:05 AM | #9 | |
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Sorry, Folks. I Created The Laws Of Physics A Loooong Time Ago. Those Things Are Taking Care Of The Tectonic Plates And Pretty Picnic Days And All That. So That's All On Auto-Pilot. What I Do Varies From Planet To Planet, Galaxy To Galaxy, Universe To Universe. As Far As You People Are Concerned, I Provide A Neverending Source Of Compassion That Is Constantly Available, And Ebbs and Flows As Your Own Individual Situations Demand. People Choose To Dig Into Those Reserves (Or More Frequently, Don't), But My Primary Pleasure Here Is Providing That Warmth So That You Can Take Advantage Of It Any Time You Want. But You Gotta Keep In Mind How Much Real Estate I'm Running. The Multi-verse Is Pretty Big. |
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Can you hook me up?
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Thanx but I don't like it.
Could I sacrifice a lamb or something?
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What, are you infallible or something?
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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Did you let Jesus get crucified because you didn't want to pay child support?
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