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01-03-2013, 05:07 PM | #1 |
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What's a bit overweight?
We talking normal people would tap it.....or only Hawk and ThaVirus? |
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01-03-2013, 08:45 PM | #2 |
You gotta kill a few people
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01-03-2013, 11:19 PM | #3 |
don't tell me about collage
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01-03-2013, 05:10 PM | #4 |
Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs
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HIPAA Violation?
He Intentionally Penetrated & Assaulted Ass
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01-03-2013, 05:10 PM | #5 |
Not dead yet...
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01-03-2013, 05:17 PM | #6 |
In Search of a Life
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It will be more awkward when she realizes you're not a gynecologist
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01-03-2013, 05:19 PM | #7 |
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The key to success in this situation is to get your assistant interested in a threesome. Then you book an hour and whammo.
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01-03-2013, 05:21 PM | #8 |
Spiraling down the Drain
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Stay above the neck and you should be fine. Or get some stirrups.
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01-03-2013, 05:25 PM | #9 |
Don't Tease Me
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#bragging/not bragging
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01-03-2013, 05:28 PM | #10 |
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#humblebrag
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01-03-2013, 05:29 PM | #11 |
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot OVER!
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Sounds like you wouldn't even have to gas her. Turn in your ****ing man card!
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01-03-2013, 05:30 PM | #12 |
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Sounds like she needs a cavity filled.
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01-03-2013, 05:32 PM | #13 |
Banned
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01-03-2013, 05:31 PM | #14 |
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What does "coming back for treatment" mean? You gonna fill a cavity?
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01-03-2013, 05:39 PM | #15 |
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that is awkward, but how about this....
my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house. she was the one I was going to marry too. |
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