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Old 04-11-2023, 08:37 PM  
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Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!
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Old 03-24-2024, 02:59 PM   #721
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But it was fun blocking an old lady from row 25 trying to be the first one off the plane even before the doors opened. I was in row 3.
**** that old slut. People that do that shit on planes deserve a cattle prod up their rectum.
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Old 03-24-2024, 02:59 PM   #722
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Is this the proper thread to share my colonoscopy photos?
I will show you mine and my tattoo. Same pic.
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Old 03-24-2024, 03:15 PM   #723
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I will show you mine and my tattoo. Same pic.
You got a tatto in your colon? Kinky…,
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Old 03-24-2024, 03:55 PM   #724
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had a growth removed and they dotted it to mark it.
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Old 03-24-2024, 04:09 PM   #725
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80's music for the most part was weird. There will never be another decade better than the 70's

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Old 03-24-2024, 04:14 PM   #726
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Old 03-24-2024, 05:28 PM   #727
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The only Boomer move that outdoes it on this forum, is not bothering to remove theTapatalk signature line showcasing your Samsung device. [I]Bask in the glory that is my SH-397A young heathens!!!![/I]
That this bothers you tells me all I need to know about you.
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Getting dressed takes me 20 minutes since everything aches and I have horrible flexibility. Add in the extra weight and simple things you take for granted become a struggle.

Feel like I have aged 20 years in the past 3.
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Old Yesterday, 10:13 AM   #730
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Getting dressed takes me 20 minutes since everything aches and I have horrible flexibility. Add in the extra weight and simple things you take for granted become a struggle.

Feel like I have aged 20 years in the past 3.
I can relate to that! I feel like I got 20.years younger though losing 40 lbs and hitting the treadmill every morning.
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I can relate to that! I feel like I got 20.years younger though losing 40 lbs and hitting the treadmill every morning.
I have a similar story, it involves the use of Ozempic and marijuana.
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What’s weird is that it says “mom.”
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I have a similar story, it involves the use of Ozempic and marijuana.
Very glad that works for you. Any form of weed makes me eat everything in the house like a ravenous goat.
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Very glad that works for you. Any form of weed makes me eat everything in the house like a ravenous goat.
Maybe you're just a ravenous goat.
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