I'm on vacation! And I like it!

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

If the pay is right. Oh, and I require a large Scooters Caramelicious Smoothie w/ an extra shot of espresso every morning. Do you think you could put up w/ me?

We'd most certainly end up killing each other.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

This job clearly isn't for either of you. We have 3 drinks in Horton. Water, Coke and beer. There isn't a need for others. Lump come on down though and I'll show you how we do it in Hickland. Bug, no.

Lump we have plenty of pillows. We aren't living in the middle of nowhere. More on the edge of it.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

We'd most certainly end up killing each other.

It was the extra shot of espresso that derailed it, huh? Oh, alright, FINE! A cup of QT's finest coffee. /shudder

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

This job clearly isn't for either of you. We have 3 drinks in Horton. Water, Coke and beer. There isn't a need for others. Lump come on down though and I'll show you how we do it in Hickland. Bug, no.

Oh, how you forget that I too grew up in southeast Hickland, KS. What time is the cow-tippin'?

Edit: No offense, but I have a "thing" about pillows so I'll bring my own.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Oh, how you forget that I too grew up in southeast Hickland, KS. What time is the cow-tippin'?

That was hours ago. We're watching for the cougar who is running around after dark now. When the neighbor dogs go off we figure it's him. Be careful when you go out to smoke. There are killer cats in the area.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

That was hours ago. We're watching for the cougar who is running around after dark now. When the neighbor dogs go off we figure it's him. Be careful when you go out to smoke. There are killer cats in the area.

Crap! I always miss the tippin'! I just packed my compound bow and "Stubby K" (sawed off shotgun), to take care of teh kittehs. Do you need me to bring anything else?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Crap! I always miss the tippin'! I just packed my compound bow and "Stubby K" (sawed off shotgun), to take care of teh kittehs. Do you need me to bring anything else?

As long as it's big enough to kill a charging cougar or bobcat it'll do. We have those come around after dark here on the edge of town so you need to take care when you go outside at night. They're mostly afraid of the house lights but you never know... if they're hungry enough they can come in too close. Just be ready and you'll be fine.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

As long as it's big enough to kill a charging cougar or bobcat it'll do. We have those come around after dark here on the edge of town so you need to take care when you go outside at night. They're mostly afraid of the house lights but you never know... if they're hungry enough they can come in too close. Just be ready and you'll be fine.

I would think that the sawed off 12 gauge would do the trick, but I'm more accurate w/ my bow.