Life Old People Thread - Page 6

kozzman555 · 10:12 PM

Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!

RaidersOftheCellar · 04-11-2023, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

If you've seen Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, you're already covered.

Okay, good.

One of my dad's faves. It was a staple for a few years.

booger · 04-11-2023, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

My knees are already garbage.

Went to the doctor 18 months ago and blah blah blah a bunch of shit later "you don't have any cartilage on the back of your kneecaps."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"****."

Surprised that they have not figured out a grease zerk installation temporary solution to this joint problem

Katie · 04-11-2023, 11:16 PM

We’ll, my husband could call a herd of cows 20 years ago; did that make him old then, or is he old now?

Pretty sure I can still whip a few in a dog fight!

EPodolak · 04-11-2023, 11:16 PM

It's fitting this thread originated in Omaha.

**alanm** · 04-11-2023, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by EPodolak

It's fitting this thread originated in Omaha.

So did this old man.

Bump · 04-11-2023, 11:54 PM

there's this rude old man that walks his little tiny white dog around my block and puts his bag of dog shit in my trash barrel if I don't get home in time to put the barrel's back in the garage on trash day.

I'm 99% sure it's him, because one time I had monday off and was out raking some leaves and I noticed him with the tiny bag of the same color that always in my barrel.

booger · 04-11-2023, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bump

there's this rude old man that walks his little tiny white dog around my block and puts his bag of dog shit in my trash barrel if I don't get home in time to put the barrel's back in the garage on trash day.

I'm 99% sure it's him, because one time I had monday off and was out raking some leaves and I noticed him with the tiny bag of the same color that always in my barrel.

Once dated a woman with a small white hypoallergenic dog. Nothing quite as refreshing as wiping your ass with hypoallergenic k9

**Buehler445** · 04-12-2023, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

Surprised that they have not figured out a grease zerk installation temporary solution to this joint problem

Can’t get the infection thing figured out. I grease shit religiously.

booger · 04-12-2023, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

Can’t get the infection thing figured out. I grease shit religiously.

You try a condom?

scho63 · 04-12-2023, 02:19 AM

How old is OP?

Mosbonian · 04-12-2023, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Lucky number Slevin!
I'll get you if I have to unplug your hover round.

Cat Ballou or Paint Your Wagon...let's see how really old you are.

Stewie · 04-12-2023, 04:09 AM

Len Dawson was the Chiefs' QB when I was in high school.

**2112** · 04-12-2023, 04:17 AM

I’ve realized that when I eat stuffed cabbage, kelbasi and kraut and corn beef and cabbage that I really really stink. I mean I’m like choking on the fart smell. Brutal. But it sure tastes good going down.

Mosbonian · 04-12-2023, 04:18 AM

You know you are old when you start getting all the AARP
ads both by email and snail mail.

And you find yourself being addressed as Boomer by every IT person you interact with at work.

**2112** · 04-12-2023, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 2112

I’ve realized that when I eat stuffed cabbage, kelbasi and kraut and corn beef and cabbage that I really really stink. I mean I’m like choking on the fart smell. Brutal. But it sure tastes good going down.

Also, don’t sit next to me on a plane if I ate this and some raisins. My intestines decompress instead of my ears. I fart like a mad man on a plane. Used to never be like that.

04-11-2023, 08:37 PM
kozzman555 Starter Join Date: Apr 2020 Location: Omaha Casino cash: $3030400	Old People Thread Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations. Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us! So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be! Last edited by kozzman555; 04-11-2023 at 10:12 PM..
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