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Woman charged with using a machete to force a man to have sex with her
I would have probably hit that...
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06-26-2018, 09:12 AM | #16 |
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Hmmm, no rape charges?
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06-26-2018, 09:14 AM | #17 |
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You can't rape the willing. He didn't call 911 because he didn't want to do her.
He called them because he was done.
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06-26-2018, 09:21 AM | #18 |
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06-26-2018, 09:28 AM | #19 |
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Some of the best advice I've ever gotten in my life and, in turn, continue to give to others is:
"Never **** anyone who has less to lose than you do." I will now edit that to be, "Never **** anyone who has less to lose than you do. Unless she's wielding a machete."
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06-26-2018, 09:31 AM | #20 |
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I bet the sex was good, even though he was “raped”.
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06-26-2018, 09:35 AM | #21 |
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If an attractive women wielding a sharpened pencil threatened me, I'd probably yield to her wishes. I don't want to get stabbed.
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06-26-2018, 09:46 AM | #22 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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The definition of eternity: From the second you bust a nut until she hits the door
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06-26-2018, 10:04 AM | #23 |
It was not a fair catch
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Lorena Bobbitt Approves
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06-26-2018, 10:14 AM | #24 |
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Watch, he probably knocked her up and will be court-ordered to pay child support.
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What IF it turned out that he set her up with the machete prop for one last time before ending it for good?
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06-26-2018, 10:27 AM | #26 |
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No rape charge?
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06-26-2018, 11:08 AM | #27 |
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Imagine your kinda terrified as your pants are being removed and your dick gets hard even though you don’t want it too. Proves the 2nd brain theory.
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06-26-2018, 11:29 AM | #30 |
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Chick looks like Tom Cruise in a red wig!
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