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Old 01-08-2015, 01:19 PM  
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Have You Had "The Talk" with your Kid?
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Old 01-08-2015, 01:26 PM   #2
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Old 01-08-2015, 01:28 PM   #3
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You mean the one about the fact that the Chiefs have virtually no chance to win the superbowl any time soon? No. I don't want to crush the kid. He still has hope
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Old 01-08-2015, 01:30 PM   #4
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lol, i'm with Tooge, it will crush both my boys!
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Old 01-08-2015, 01:31 PM   #5
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Parent: "Timmy, you see when a Chiefs fan and Clark Hunt love each other very much...."
Timmy: "NOOOOOOOOOO......"
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Old 01-08-2015, 01:33 PM   #6
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" you see Billy, there's a big penis. For the sake of this talk, we will call him Peyton Manning. Then there is a vagina. For our little talk, that is the Kansas City Chiefs"
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Old 01-08-2015, 01:37 PM   #7
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They are taught in grade schools.

We do tell the children about different boundaries while dating, and certain "do"s and "don't"s.
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Old 01-08-2015, 01:38 PM   #8
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My son still believes in Santa....so.....i think i'll hold off another year.
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Old 01-08-2015, 01:39 PM   #9
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They are taught in grade schools.

We do tell the children about different boundaries while dating, and certain "do"s and "don't"s.
CP "do's": Always PIIHB

CP "don'ts": Allow her to not swallow
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Old 01-08-2015, 01:41 PM   #10
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My son still believes in Santa....so.....i think i'll hold off another year.
Yeah, the kids in that video are much too young. As if they're thinkin' about that stuff at that age.
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Old 01-08-2015, 01:43 PM   #11
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It's time with the oldest, but I'm leaving that one to brideowanian.....my part will be showing her the tombstone in the shed I bought for the "Talk" I will have with boys when she's old enough to date....27.....which leads into....

There are several "the talks" that kids need. This week the youngest was bawling at bedtime wanting to know what happens if he died...or if I died....or if mommy didn't make it home.....
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Old 01-08-2015, 02:07 PM   #12
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Lots of animals goin to town on a farm.

Pretty much explains itself.
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Old 01-08-2015, 02:23 PM   #15
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It's time with the oldest, but I'm leaving that one to brideowanian.....my part will be showing her the tombstone in the shed I bought for the "Talk" I will have with boys when she's old enough to date....27.....which leads into....

There are several "the talks" that kids need. This week the youngest was bawling at bedtime wanting to know what happens if he died...or if I died....or if mommy didn't make it home.....
I have to have those talks more often than most because my sons mother passed when he was only 4. Always cries wondering what he would do if I passed away. It's tough to deal with and be a positive force in his life and make him understand that I'm not going anywhere.

He is 10 now...what age did most of you have "the talk" with your child.

He said the word sex the other day, so I think that time is coming...if it hasn't already passed.

I've been putting it off but I should probably stop doing that.
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