Poop Am I friend zoned?

**Bufkin** · 07-24-2014, 11:44 AM

So I met this girl on Tinder. She likes politics, uses "you're" correctly, and has an ass that you could roll quarters on. She lives in Joplin, which is about 2 hours away from where I live. She texts me every day, and it usually consists of pictures she finds on iFunny (which is an app that ironically isn't funny at all).

Since she lives in Joplin, I drop hints all the time that we should go to the casino near her town. She's always like "yeah I'm down!", but then it ends after that. I also invited her to a Chiefs game this season, which she gladly accepted. At the very least, I want to see her to make sure I'm not getting catfished. With my luck, she weighs 380, is a chain smoker, has a Santorum bumper sticker, and is nicknamed "coon dog".

So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me? We're Facebook/Twitter friends and she likes my shit on the reg, but who knows if it's a courtesy thing. I also don't want to flat out ask for nudes to see how she reacts, because I'm in no mood to send her a dong pic (this was my roommate's advice to get her out of her shell).

And before it's said, I'm not trolling. I'm not even trying to get attention. I'm just trying to get some advice on a place where I'm completely anonymous and nobody is going to laugh in my face for asking strangers for female advice.

God bless,

Eric # 72.

**Bugeater** · 07-24-2014, 11:45 AM

If you have to ask if you're friend zoned, you're already there.

**Rausch** · 07-24-2014, 11:45 AM

If you have to ask, then yes...

**Bufkin** · 07-24-2014, 11:46 AM

Well rattlesnakes.

Discuss Thrower · 07-24-2014, 11:47 AM

Not that I believe any of this...

But yes. You're "friend zoned."

Go find other proverbial fields to plow because she isn't having it.

**Bufkin** · 07-24-2014, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

Not that I believe any of this...

But yes. You're "friend zoned."

Go find other proverbial fields to plow because she isn't having it.

How can you tell?

ChiliConCarnage · 07-24-2014, 11:49 AM

She's not a woman and your not a guy; It's gonna work out

ModSocks · 07-24-2014, 11:49 AM

You haven't even met her yet. She hasn't had the chance to determine if your **** material or perma-friend zone.

If she's agreed to go to a Casino with you but it hasn't gone any further, that just means that you haven't pushed the issue hard enough.

Stop worrying about it. You worrying about it is gonna completely **** up the situation. You worrying about makes it seem like you're overthinking it. If you're overthinking it, that will come off as desperate. Desperate = Clingy. Women can smell clingy like a shark smells blood.

**Bufkin** · 07-24-2014, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage

She's not a woman and your not a guy; It's gonna work out

you're*

Ebolapox · 07-24-2014, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Eric Fisher

How can you tell?

because if she was interested she'd have put forth more effort. women generally know right off the bat if they're gonna **** you. she knows you pay attention to her and they like that shit. she also knows you're patient.

in short: go elsewhere, nothing to see here.

saphojunkie · 07-24-2014, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage

She's not a woman and your not a guy; It's gonna work out

At least he/she uses "you're" correctly.

**Bufkin** · 07-24-2014, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

You haven't even met her yet. She hasn't had the chance to determine if your **** material or perma-friend zone.

If she's agreed to go to a Casino with you but it hasn't gone any further, that just means that you haven't pushed the issue hard enough.

Stop worrying about it. You worrying about it is gonna completely **** up the situation. You worrying about makes it seem like you're overthinking it. If you're overthinking it, that will come off as desperate. Desperate = Clingy. Women can smell clingy like a shark smells blood.

+100000

TambaBerry · 07-24-2014, 11:51 AM

Just start being a complete dick to her. It always works, plus if not do you really want a female as a friend?

Discuss Thrower · 07-24-2014, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Fisher

How can you tell?

Has she asked you to come to her place or had a pretense to go to your place?

If not, then she's already getting dick from every mouthbreather in Jasper county.

Don't take her to KC, do not go to Downstream. Forget the girl and move on.

**Bufkin** · 07-24-2014, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

Has she asked you to come to her place or had a pretense to go to your place?

If not, then she's already getting dick from every mouthbreather in Jasper county.

Don't take her to KC, do not go to Downstream. Forget the girl and move on.

Maybe you're right. Maybe I should stop chasing MSSU girls and focus on campus girls. Heck, I just saw a girl riding her bike past Hammons that was a definite 8/10, and we made eye contact. You've gotta start somewhere.

07-24-2014, 11:44 AM
Bufkin Just here for the Royals Join Date: Jul 2014 Casino cash: $10029260	Am I friend zoned? So I met this girl on Tinder. She likes politics, uses "you're" correctly, and has an ass that you could roll quarters on. She lives in Joplin, which is about 2 hours away from where I live. She texts me every day, and it usually consists of pictures she finds on iFunny (which is an app that ironically isn't funny at all). Since she lives in Joplin, I drop hints all the time that we should go to the casino near her town. She's always like "yeah I'm down!", but then it ends after that. I also invited her to a Chiefs game this season, which she gladly accepted. At the very least, I want to see her to make sure I'm not getting catfished. With my luck, she weighs 380, is a chain smoker, has a Santorum bumper sticker, and is nicknamed "coon dog". So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me? We're Facebook/Twitter friends and she likes my shit on the reg, but who knows if it's a courtesy thing. I also don't want to flat out ask for nudes to see how she reacts, because I'm in no mood to send her a dong pic (this was my roommate's advice to get her out of her shell). And before it's said, I'm not trolling. I'm not even trying to get attention. I'm just trying to get some advice on a place where I'm completely anonymous and nobody is going to laugh in my face for asking strangers for female advice. God bless, Eric # 72.
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Discuss Thrower "You like to drink?" Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: "I like to drink." Casino cash: $3236869	Not that I believe any of this... But yes. You're "friend zoned." Go find other proverbial fields to plow because she isn't having it. __________________ Chiefs 2016 Opponents: Home: JAX, TEN, NO, TB, NYJ. Away: HOU, IND, ATL, CAR, PIT Chiefs 2017 Opponents: Home: BUF, MIA, PHI, WSH, AFC North. Away: NE, NYJ, NYG, DAL, AFC South
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TambaBerry MVP Join Date: Jan 2013 Casino cash: $1685541	Just start being a complete dick to her. It always works, plus if not do you really want a female as a friend?
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