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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis? | |||
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. | 72 | 59.50% | |
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. | 3 | 2.48% | |
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. | 28 | 23.14% | |
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option | 4 | 3.31% | |
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. | 14 | 11.57% | |
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12-19-2014, 03:35 PM | #1 |
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Wendy already had the lazy eye when she became a vet tech. Then she got kicked in the head by a mule. Sometimes she can't see straight
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12-19-2014, 03:11 PM | #2 |
Life is changing..
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Dayze has some rotten cock going on is what I'm thinking.
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12-19-2014, 03:29 PM | #3 |
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it probably smells like motorcycles and freedom down there.
so I'm not really sure what the problem is. Probably going to spritz a little Stetson or Aqua Velva down there to sweeten the deal.
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12-19-2014, 04:06 PM | #4 |
pie is never free
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12-19-2014, 04:08 PM | #5 |
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Go with Hai Karate - especially if you are rocking a 70's pube 'fro
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12-19-2014, 04:09 PM | #6 |
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12-19-2014, 04:09 PM | #7 |
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I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can." I said, "I think my cock tastes funny.. |
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12-19-2014, 04:10 PM | #9 |
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What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! |
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12-19-2014, 04:10 PM | #10 |
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Jew Bush
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Dude....well played.
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12-19-2014, 10:29 PM | #12 | |
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......and patriotic.
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12-19-2014, 03:51 PM | #14 |
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When your young and you put your arm up to your mouth to make fart noises... Try that on a smooth giner. Fun times
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