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Old 02-12-2013, 03:18 PM   #1
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Just for sport, I'd like to see some pirates climb the wall and hop over the rail into a steaming pile of dook....and then jump back into the water.
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:19 PM   #2
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I was on Carnival Splendor just months before it had caught fire a few yrs back.

I think it was on the news then.
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:24 PM   #3
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I'm intrigued by the concept now. If you had a pirate ship that could hold 4,000 people, can you imagine the havoc you could cause? Imagine an amphibious force of 3,000 pirates descending on Charleston or Corpus Christi. You hit the docks, you rob the banks and jewelry stores, you do a little raping and pillaging, and then pull it all back onto the ship and leave.

Now, the U.S. Navy might blow you out of the water before you could hit American soil, but I bet you could hit a place like Santo Domingo or Monrovia or maybe even Malta.
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:30 PM   #4
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Monty's wife is on this cruise with a group of girlfriends. Crazy stuff.
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:54 PM   #5
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Monty's wife is on this cruise with a group of girlfriends. Crazy stuff.
Hopefully they're doing okay. Maybe Monty will report back with some interesting stories about what a group of women do when they're stranded together on a ship with no artificial means of entertaining themselves.
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:50 PM   #6
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Monty's wife is on this cruise with a group of girlfriends. Crazy stuff.
I bet she is pissed. I hope Monty didn't play into the planning.
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:09 PM   #7
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I bet she is pissed. I hope Monty didn't play into the planning.
Who is Monty?
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:30 PM   #8
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:33 PM   #10
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His wife said "honey let's go on a cruise"
We'll eat buffet shrimp and over-priced booze.
We'll nap in the sun and I'll spit shine your pecker
now the cruise ship is broken in need of a wrecker

The bathrooms not working too well any more
and we sit in our economy cabin, the temp 104
The food is all gone the water dried up
now our stunning vacation turned into 2 girls and 1 cup.

The nude deck disgusting, legs getting hairy
duck dynasty bearded bikini lines scary
Our cell phones are dead, no outgoing calls
At least there is bean dip that runs down the walls?

Always the optimist, the good I will find
to see positive news, even when in a bind.
Should a jelly fish sting ruin our bliss
At least there's no shortage, of medicinal piss.

We could be on a beach in Hawaii
where we tent camp and rough it
but now our cruise ship has turned into
4000 people, 1 bucket.

5 days of romance without showers,
now your cooter is rotten.
This trip....your idea
that won't be forgotten.
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:43 AM   #11
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His wife said "honey let's go on a cruise"
We'll eat buffet shrimp and over-priced booze.
We'll nap in the sun and I'll spit shine your pecker
now the cruise ship is broken in need of a wrecker

The bathrooms not working too well any more
and we sit in our economy cabin, the temp 104
The food is all gone the water dried up
now our stunning vacation turned into 2 girls and 1 cup.

The nude deck disgusting, legs getting hairy
duck dynasty bearded bikini lines scary
Our cell phones are dead, no outgoing calls
At least there is bean dip that runs down the walls?

Always the optimist, the good I will find
to see positive news, even when in a bind.
Should a jelly fish sting ruin our bliss
At least there's no shortage, of medicinal piss.

We could be on a beach in Hawaii
where we tent camp and rough it
but now our cruise ship has turned into
4000 people, 1 bucket.

5 days of romance without showers,
now your cooter is rotten.
This trip....your idea
that won't be forgotten.
You brilliant bastard.

Monty, I hope things turn out as well as possible.
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:43 PM   #12
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A couple days without hot food, a running toilet, or AC. Sounds like... camping.


The sewage part does sound pretty gross though.
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:46 PM   #13
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This ship is twice the size of the Titanic.

All they need is an iceberg now.
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