Psycho ex-stories

**Iowanian** · 01-17-2006, 10:31 PM

I found out that my last ex, drove 3hrs and swiped my cell phone bill from my mailbox, so she could find out who I was callling/dating now.

I think she wouldn't take the hint for 2 reasons.
1. I laid her like fine tile.
2. I was kind of an accidental prick towards the end..and even accidently sent her an email(meant for my buddy) telling that she was being a biatch, and that I was sniffin' new turf.

The obvious answer to DJ's dilema is simple. Being a real REAL caveman, I'd have just told her that I once heard that my pecker tasted like expensive peanutbuttercups if she could suck to the core.

Its pretty hard to fight, when she's making that sound thats half choking and half reeruned.

mmffffgggggggggg mmmmfff mmmmfffffffffggggggm mmmmmffff

01-17-2006, 10:31 PM	#9
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4668454	I found out that my last ex, drove 3hrs and swiped my cell phone bill from my mailbox, so she could find out who I was callling/dating now. I think she wouldn't take the hint for 2 reasons. 1. I laid her like fine tile. 2. I was kind of an accidental prick towards the end..and even accidently sent her an email(meant for my buddy) telling that she was being a biatch, and that I was sniffin' new turf. The obvious answer to DJ's dilema is simple. Being a real REAL caveman, I'd have just told her that I once heard that my pecker tasted like expensive peanutbuttercups if she could suck to the core. Its pretty hard to fight, when she's making that sound thats half choking and half reeruned. mmffffgggggggggg mmmmfff mmmmfffffffffggggggm mmmmmffff
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