Chiefs Are Sports Illustrated Chiefs Jackets Cool?

rico · 11:09 AM

Dear Chiefsplaneteers,

I need help. When it comes to dressing myself and looking cool in doing so, I struggle. I've been told the last few years that I dress nicely, but this is ONLY because my wife picks out my outfits for me.

Over the years, I've literally had to learn the hard way about apparent fashion "no-no's" by someone pointing out to me how stupid I looked by wearing certain combinations of clothing. In every single one of these instances, I had already worn that clothing combo SEVERAL times and spent the rest of the day thinking about how many people had thought I looked stupid as hell over the years for dressing that way.

Examples:

A.) I had a girlfriend in high school, who prior to leaving my house for the county fair (ugh), she INSISTED that I did not wear Doc Martin boots with shorts and that I changed into either some jeans or put some sandals on.

B.) We had a freaking exchange student from Brazil who had a better sense of our culture's fashion than I do. The first week he lived with us, he said to me, "why do you do this, wearing your socks with sandals? I think this is kind of weird." I was like, "oh, I think that's how we do it in the U.S.A." He was like, "no, it isn't." He was right.

C.) I had another girlfriend in high school who insisted that I did not wear navy blue and black together.

D.) In my first Senior year of college (I had 2 of them), we arrived at this club and one of my best friends was like, "dude I think it's the funniest thing in the world that every time you wear a black dress shirt, you also wear a brown belt and brown loafers with it." I was like, "what's wrong with that?" He was like, "dude, that is a HUGE fashion no-no. Didn't you know that?!?! I never said anything to you because you are always acting like a jackass, so I figured you were doing it to be funny. Omg Swaff, you can be so stupid." And boy did I feel stupid...I had been doing that my entire life.

Obviously, dressing cool does not come naturally to me.

So, I got this thing in the mail from SI. They had an offer that I thought was freaking awesome. A one year subscription to SI and a jacket of a team of your choice for $29. You can check out the offer and the jacket here: http://www.si.com/offer29 I generally just disregard mail like this, but I decided to go through with this one and am pretty pumped about it. I'm real pumped about the jacket, for the only Chiefs jacket I have at the moment is a 1990's Starter jacket that my grandma found at a resale shop and bought for me. I don't mind it, but my wife won't be caught dead with me if I wear it, so I never wear it...I'll probably end up donating it...to the resale shop.

Here is a pic of the jacket:

Is this jacket presentable/cool enough to wear to a game or to wear out in public at the bar while watching the game? I literally don't know, I have no fashion sense and my wife is a Steelers fan, so of course she doesn't think it looks cool. Help a fashionably challenged brotha out. Thanks.

Sincerely,

rico

<3 XOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXO <3

**ptlyon** · 07-05-2013, 10:55 AM

Teh ugly

rico · 07-05-2013, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

Teh ugly

Damn. This coming from an Iowan like me....Iowans are not only usually 5 years behind the times in terms of fashion, but they are also who I will be wearing this jacket around if I do wear it...so this says a lot.

**ptlyon** · 07-05-2013, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by rico

Damn. This coming from an Iowan like me....Iowans are not only usually 5 years behind the times in terms of fashion, but they are also who I will be wearing this jacket around if I do wear it...so this says a lot.

I'm really, really picky with my chiefs apparel tho

AussieChiefsFan · 07-05-2013, 10:57 AM

If you wear it during a Chiefs game, I don't see anything wrong with it.

EDIT: And granted it's a real cold day.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 07-05-2013, 10:58 AM

Team jackets are lame, period. It's not 1995.

rico · 07-05-2013, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Team jackets are lame, period. It's not 1995.

What do I do to overcome the lame?

I'm a bit superstitious with what I wear... as ridiculous as that sounds. At wrestling events I try to wear 1 of 2 shirts. Either a vintage Dick Tracy t-shirt or a plain black t-shirt that reads in white lettering, "Team Grabass." The "Team Grabass" is a shirt that some dudes and I on this wrestling message board created because this guy created an account and was genuinely pissed and gave a lot of us shit for "playing grabass" on a thread that was dedicated to doing so. We ended up clowning on this dude for a year. When I wear both shirts, good things seem to happen... shit, I've only had the "Team Grabass" for a year and a half and my youngest bro has racked up Grade School State, Freestyle and Greco state championships while my 2nd youngest bro has placed 4th at state in folkstyle (standard U.S.A. HS/collegiate style) and 3rd at state in both freestyle/greco (Olympic/International style)...all of these accolades with me in the corner coaching them with that "Team Grabass" shirt.

Anyways, what should I wear on NFL Sundays to not look lame?

'Hamas' Jenkins · 07-05-2013, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by rico

What do I do to overcome the lame?

I'm a bit superstitious with what I wear... as ridiculous as that sounds. At wrestling events I try to wear 1 of 2 shirts. Either a vintage Dick Tracy t-shirt or a plain black t-shirt that reads in white lettering, "Team Grabass." The "Team Grabass" is a shirt that some dudes and I on this wrestling message board created because this guy created an account and was genuinely pissed and gave a lot of us shit for "playing grabass" on a thread that was dedicated to doing so. We ended up clowning on this dude for a year. When I wear both shirts, good things seem to happen... shit, I've only had the "Team Grabass" for a year and a half and my youngest bro has racked up Grade School State, Freestyle and Greco state championships while my 2nd youngest bro has placed 4th at state in folkstyle (standard U.S.A. HS/collegiate style) and 3rd at state in both freestyle/greco (Olympic/International style)...all of these accolades with me in the corner coaching them with that "Team Grabass" shirt.

Anyways, what should I wear on NFL Sundays to not look lame?

You can get away with that jacket in the Arrowhead parking lot and inside the stadium. I wouldn't wear it anywhere else.

I would consider investing in a nice wool peacoat of a neutral color.

rico · 07-05-2013, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

Just give it to the 1st homeless person you run into

Chiefs fans in my area already have a general reputation for being "white trashy." Haha, no joke. I have been an advocate for trying to "un-white trash" the reputation of our fan base in rural SEI for years. I am afraid that giving this jacket to a homeless dude would be counter-productive.

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

You can get away with that jacket in the Arrowhead parking lot and inside the stadium. I wouldn't wear it anywhere else.

I would consider investing in a nice wool peacoat of a neutral color.

I literally had to google, "peacoat," to familiarize myself with what they are. IIIIIIII...dunno, Hamas....those things aren't really my style. Those things cross a line of preppy that I just wouldn't be able to wrap my meat-head around. I had a couple friends in college who wore those... they were Chicaburbians. I had never seen one in person prior to that. I remember thinking to myself, "well, those coats are evidently cool...since Chicaburbians are wearing them, but I just can't imagine being able to pull that off in rural Iowa without being labeled as 'flamingly metro.'"

Deberg_1990 · 07-05-2013, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Team jackets are lame, period. It's not 1995.

Your talking to a fanbase that still has the Zubaz pants ready to go on gameday...

**Bowser** · 07-05-2013, 10:58 AM

Only if you grow a mullet and get some sweet zubazs to go with it.

rico · 07-05-2013, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Only if you grow a mullet and get some sweet zubazs to go with it.

My wife has the same exact hair color as me. She has hair extensions. When I put those on, it looks like a legit mullet. Maybe this will work....?

Psyko Tek · 07-05-2013, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by rico

My wife has the same exact hair color as me. She has hair extensions. When I put those on, it looks like a legit mullet. Maybe this will work....?

you are married?

then why the **** do you care if you look cool?

she WILL tell you what she hates

Consistent1 · 07-06-2013, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

you are married?

then why the **** do you care if you look cool?

she WILL tell you what she hates

He just needs to post up more pics of her and GTFO with his dumb shit.

**J Diddy** · 07-06-2013, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Consistent1

He just needs to post up more pics of her and GTFO with his dumb shit.

Do you really want to see pics of someone who'd put up with Rico?

(Just kidding Rico)

However, I wonder if during sex instead of saying "oh yes" he gives a wordy sex speech that lasts well after the sex is finished.

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