What's the fattest thing you or someone you know has done?

[Hammock Parties]

Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

Here are some disgusting fatbody stories:

I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.

At my previous job my coworker had little kid taste buds. All his lunches consisted of poor people little kid lunches. The worse was those pack of hot dogs that cost $.88 for the whole pack. He would microwave them and mix ketchup and mustard together as a dipping sauce. He would meticulously cut the hotdogs in bite sized pieces. Then proceed to eat them in a very excited way like it was the best tasting piece of food he's ever had.

He would always look so excited when it was time for lunch. He would bust out his lunchables and frozen chicken nuggets or those premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.

A thermos of hotdogs. Would eat them like pretzels

One time his lunch was an entire pie. Eaten with a fork

I saw one microwave some butter in a dish to melt it then dipped their donut in it bite by bite

One guy eats two sandwiches stacked on top of each other.

[BWillie]

I once combined 5 oreos on top of the other so that there was only 2 black "cookies" and 5 cremes and dunked it in whole milk

[Predarat]

Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs

THAT'S FOUR OF THESE

That brand will get you Dysentery.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

I have a serious, serious sweet tooth. I bet I could do it. (2 gallons of ice cream, that is)

DUDE.

This is HALF that.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs

DUDE.

This is HALF that.

[AndChiefs]

I was as a group event in high school where we had chili/cheese baked potatoes. When everyone finished there were a bunch left so someone bet me I couldn't eat the rest.

I ran out of chili about halfway through so I ate the rest with cheese/butter.

I had fifteen of them.

[O.city]

Once saw a guy at KFC ask for a bucket they use for chicken to fill with soda

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by AndChiefs

I ran out of chili about halfway through so I ate the rest with cheese/butter.

I had fifteen of them.

That's like 5 days worth of calories.

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs

THAT'S FOUR OF THESE

Yeah.....so, I'm gonna half to call BS on this one. I was thinking the Blue Bell tubs were a gallon.

Anyways, try drinking a gallon of water on its own. Even that is tough. I just can't believe anybody could stomach TWO gallons of dense ice cream with a bottle of chocolate syrup AFTER having a good size dinner.

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by O.city

Once saw a guy at KFC ask for a bucket they use for chicken to fill with soda

Hahahahaha

[displacedinMN]

Mountain dew and a salted nut roll or a Nut Goodie. Best breakfast ever!!!!!

During school I would usually drink 2 20oz bottles of mountain dew a day.

They now only sell 16.9 bottles in a six pack-it sucks, but probably a good thing for me.

Now that school is out-I am down to one a day. What does that tell you?


The other day, kid one, wife and father in law were out for Sunday brunch at Champs

Kid one ate two plates of breakfast on the buffet and half of the Wifes French dip sandwich. Kid one is almost 5'11" and SHE dances 18 hours a week.

[TimBone]

I've ordered enough food in a drive thru in the past to the point that I was too ashamed to let them think it was all for me.

Like a full meal, and then two or three other items. I played it off like I was ordering for multiple people, but the truth was I couldn't decide exactly what I wanted, so I said **** it and got it all. Shit was mad good, too.

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by displacedinMN

Mountain dew and a salted nut roll or a Nut Goodie. Best breakfast ever!!!!!

During school I would usually drink 2 20oz bottles of mountain dew a day.

They now only sell 16.9 bottles in a six pack-it sucks, but probably a good thing for me.

Now that school is out-I am down to one a day. What does that tell you?


The other day, kid one, wife and father in law were out for Sunday brunch at Champs

Kid one ate two plates of breakfast on the buffet and half of the Wifes French dip sandwich. Kid one is almost 5'11" and SHE dances 18 hours a week.

You stick strictly to original Dew? Or did you branch out to ither flavors? A lot of their flavors are ****ing excellent.

[Mr. Kotter]

True Story--not over-the-top, but real:

The last workday before Christmas we have a department Festivus Feast--a big potluck of all the Superbowl/Holiday/Decadent foods that working class folks can muster. Anyway, one year there were two temps in the office. Someone had brought those peach snack-paks as a "healthier" dessert (LOL.) Anyway we ran out of spoons and this old geezer, scooped them out with his fingers over a trash can...to keep the liquid off the carpet, I suppose. He ate 4 of those cups. We all just stared in disbelief.

The best one though was the other temp, a rather large fella (At least "Damn!" if not "Hell, nah!" on the Gabriel Inglesias scale of fat,) there was a chili-cheese dip that was a tradition. Mostly it is a chip dip kinda appetizer. When we ran out of chips, this fella took to putting 4-6 oz scoops of the dip into a paper plate that he folded into a funnel--an drank the dip from while holding it above his head. After that no one else wanted any dip, or really anything to eat. Over the course of the afternoon, this fella downed at least 2 full cups of the stuff. Not even kidding.

(On a side note this same temp once used the employee bathroom and literally sprayed chunky style diarrhea all over the stool, floor, and onto the walls. It was weeks before anyone would use that bathroom again--and only after the EPA sent a toxic clean-up crew...)

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

True Story--not over-the-top, but real:

The last workday before Christmas we have a department Festivus Feast--a big potluck of all the Superbowl/Holiday/Decadent foods that working class folks can muster. Anyway, one year there were two temps in the office. Someone had brought those peach snack-paks as a "healthier" dessert (LOL.) Anyway we ran out of spoons and this old geezer, scooped them out with his fingers over a trash can...to keep the liquid off the carpet, I suppose. He ate 4 of those cups. We all just stared in disbelief.

The best one though was the other temp, a rather large fella (At least "Damn!" if not "Hell, nah!" on the Gabriel Inglesias scale of fat,) there was a chili-cheese dip that was a tradition. Mostly it is a chip dip kinda appetizer. When we ran out of chips, this fella took to putting 4-6 oz scoops of the dip into a paper plate that he folded into a funnel--an drank the dip from while holding it above his head. After that no one else wanted any dip, or really anything to eat. Over the course of the afternoon, this fella downed at least 2 full cups of the stuff. Not even kidding.

(On a side note this same temp once used the employee bathroom and literally sprayed diarrhea all over the stool, floor, and onto the walls. It was weeks before anyone would use that bathroom--and only after the EPA sent a toxic clean-up crew...)

Yeah...that temp sounds terrible. As a larger dude myself, I think we have a responsibility to not show out fatty wise in public.

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by TimBone

I've ordered enough food in a drive thru in the past to the point that I was too ashamed to let them think it was all for me.

Like a full meal, and then two or three other items. I played it off like I was ordering for multiple people, but the truth was I couldn't decide exactly what I wanted, so I said **** it and got it all. Shit was mad good, too.

When my metabolism was a furnace, I'd cover by asking for 1 or 2 extra "waters"...and toss 'em in the trash can in the lot when I left. If I did too much of that today, I'd be headed to the heart hospital in a few months--the amount of food young men can devour still amazes me.

We have this family at our HS...4 sons (between the ages of 16-23 now) ranging from 6'3" to 6'9", all weighing between 260-300 (oldest went to Iowa State, second to Oklahoma; two still in HS)...have had three of them in my classes. The stories they'd tell...heck, one of them said for a afternoon snack...they'd pull a bag of 40 chicken nuggets from the fridge--for EACH of them. The younger sons verified, yep. I asked their mom what there food bill was once, her answer..."Usually about $600 a week."