Food and Drink Whoppers: Yay or nay? - Page 2

**RealSNR** · 03-03-2015, 10:10 PM

I mean the candy. The original malted milk balls, not the fast food burger.

A lot of people I know rave about them, and I just don't get it. Who wants to eat crunchy chocolate that leaves a sugary puke-flavored aftertaste? Count me in the "nays."

Poll forthcoming.

jd1020 · 03-03-2015, 10:38 PM

Psyko Tek · 03-03-2015, 10:40 PM

The bestest candy ever
choco covered speed with a butterfinger center

when I worked 12 hour night shift, every candy machine in the building would be empty of these by sunday night

**srvy** · 03-03-2015, 10:41 PM

Well I am an old fart the malted milk balls I knew were the size of a ping pong ball with real chocolate a 1/8 inch thick. You got them at Jones, Macy's, Sears, Grants or TG&Y candy counter.
That shit that comes in a carton named whopper isn't a malted milk ball I know. Waxy chocolate that doesn't melt whats wrong you people.

Oh and another thing don't let me catch you on my lawn this summer!

Psyko Tek · 03-03-2015, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If you don't like whoppers, just move to Afghanistan and resolve your destiny of living in a world without pleasure.

I have loved and respected you posts, never, before now have I had a reason, to actually make a post to say

ARE YOU ****ING INSANE?

**RealSNR** · 03-03-2015, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If you don't like whoppers, just move to Afghanistan and resolve your destiny of living in a world without pleasure.

They're like the movie The Abyss. They could have been the greatest candy ever invented.

But that aftertaste is truly wretched. I can't get over it.

Like srvy says, I'm sure the REAL versions of that candy are absolutely delicious, and it's just all the artificial crap that makes them taste so weird.

Pepe Silvia · 03-03-2015, 10:49 PM

I like whoppers and milk duds.

**Rain Man** · 03-03-2015, 10:50 PM

Maybe some of you are eating them wrong. You don't suck on them like lemon drops. You bite them.

Hammock Parties · 03-03-2015, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Maybe some of you are eating them wrong. You don't suck on them like lemon drops. You bite them.

If you suck all the chocolate off you're definitely doing it wrong.

In58men · 03-03-2015, 10:53 PM

Favorite candy/candy bars

1. DOTS

2. Reese's peanut butter cups

3. Heath

4. Whatchamacallit

5. Butterfingers

6. Sour patch kids

7. Payday

8. Hershey's white chocolate

9. TWIX

10. Almond Roca

**RealSNR** · 03-03-2015, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Maybe some of you are eating them wrong. You don't suck on them like lemon drops. You bite them.

A man goes to the doctor's office with stomach pains. The doctor realizes the man hasn't had a bowel movement in a week, so he tells him to go to the drug store and get some suppositories. So the man does that.

A few days pass and the man goes back to the doctor and says, "These stupid things don't work!"

The doctor looks confused. "Really? Are you sure? I mean, are you taking them the right way?"

"Of course I'm taking them the right way! What am I supposed to do, shove them up my ass?!"

Pepe Silvia · 03-03-2015, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58

Favorite candy/candy bars

1. DOTS

2. Reese's peanut butter cups

3. Heath

4. Whatchamacallit

5. Butterfingers

6. Sour patch kids

7. Payday

8. Hershey's white chocolate

9. TWIX

10. Almond Roca

How dare you have dots above Reeses peanut butter cups.

**Rain Man** · 03-03-2015, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58

Favorite candy/candy bars

1. DOTS

2. Reese's peanut butter cups

3. Heath

4. Whatchamacallit

5. Butterfingers

6. Sour patch kids

7. Payday

8. Hershey's white chocolate

9. TWIX

10. Almond Roca

Dots? Do you live next door to a candy museum or something?

**RealSNR** · 03-03-2015, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Dots? Do you live next door to a candy museum or something?

I'll bet he still tries to pick up girls at the town taffy pull every Friday night

ClevelandBronco · 03-03-2015, 11:01 PM

Yeah, I have a whole technique that involves penetrating the chocolate shell to a degree that I can get the tip of my tongue to penetrate toward the center coupled with enough saliva to dissolve the hard inner sphere. Then I suck out the syrupy remains and finally collapse the chocolate coating. It shreds my tongue, but I can't stop.

In58men · 03-03-2015, 11:01 PM

DOTS are amazing you guys don't undertand good things. Go back to your rocks.

View Poll Results: How do you feel about Whoppers?
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They're bad.	26	28.57%
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srvy Fight, build, win! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: KC Casino cash: $1551250	Well I am an old fart the malted milk balls I knew were the size of a ping pong ball with real chocolate a 1/8 inch thick. You got them at Jones, Macy's, Sears, Grants or TG&Y candy counter. That shit that comes in a carton named whopper isn't a malted milk ball I know. Waxy chocolate that doesn't melt whats wrong you people. Oh and another thing don't let me catch you on my lawn this summer!
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ClevelandBronco I'm with the banned. Join Date: Sep 2006 Casino cash: $5658955	Yeah, I have a whole technique that involves penetrating the chocolate shell to a degree that I can get the tip of my tongue to penetrate toward the center coupled with enough saliva to dissolve the hard inner sphere. Then I suck out the syrupy remains and finally collapse the chocolate coating. It shreds my tongue, but I can't stop. __________________ "Faith and reason are like two wings on which the human spirit rises to the contemplation of truth ..." – Pope Saint John Paul II
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