Life Just hooked up with an Aussie chick. (My cool story, bros.)

Dante84 · 05-20-2012, 02:34 AM

an' she tolked loike this!

'ello! Moi name's Jane. Oi'me in Austin for the weekend as Oi travel through the stoites.

We were in Vegas yestah-day, and we will be going to New Orleans Mohn-day noight.

Moi friend ova they-ah is mackin' out with some bloke she met. I reckon we should do the same.

(She was probably a 6/10. Blonde, moderately skinny, decent face. But the accent sent me from six to midnight faster than a woman ever had before. Her friend was super skinny, with a Megan Fox face. The other guy lucked out hard.)

Anywho, they were staying at a Travel Lodge and we grabbed a cab with her, her friend, and this random other guy. We went back to their room, and me and this random guy just sat there awkwardly while the girls went in the bathroom. I said, "Man. Aussie chicks are so hot." He said, "Dude, I know." Then we giggled like little school girls. His chick came out in t-shirt and thong, and my chick just left the door cracked asked me to come "help her with something."

An hour later, I went to the lobby, hopped in a cab, and came back home. After some non-answered phone calls to my amigos, I hopped on CP to share my tale.

I love this city, I love Australia, I love blowjobs, and I love Chiefsplanet.

G'noight!

Rasputin · 05-20-2012, 02:37 AM

Pics or get the **** out! You know that's the drill.

Dante84 · 05-20-2012, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Pics or get the **** out! You know that's the drill.

I know, I know. Let's just pretend it was Claire from LOST. It's better that way.

Rasputin · 05-20-2012, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dante84

I know, I know. Let's just pretend it was Claire from LOST. It's better that way.

I don't know man if that works? That made me sad

Pics ogtfo

Dante84 · 05-20-2012, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

I don't know man if that works? That made me sad

Pics ogtfo

If I get that Facebook add I was promised, I will happily throw them in here.

That being said, I'm not holding my breath.

**AustinChief** · 05-20-2012, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Dante84

If I get that Facebook add I was promised, I will happily throw them in here.

That being said, I'm not holding my breath.

She'll prolly add you after she finishes brushing her teeth...

Rasputin · 05-20-2012, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Dante84

If I get that Facebook add I was promised, I will happily throw them in here.

That being said, I'm not holding my breath.

Ok ok, but I can't give rep to myself but I will help you out & you were > < close to getting some.

Aussie girls in bikini

Saccopoo · 05-20-2012, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Kind of like this song lol

Dude...seriously. Delete this post. I did not post that. ****ing gun on the table and a lip tattoo. I was not there.

Dante84 · 05-20-2012, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Dude...seriously. Delete this post. I did not post that. ****ing gun on the table and a lip tattoo. I was not there.

lol

Rasputin · 05-20-2012, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Dude...seriously. Delete this post. I did not post that. ****ing gun on the table and a lip tattoo. I was not there.

There, happy? I just may have saved your life dude. props.

**AustinChief** · 05-20-2012, 02:42 AM

Which bar did ya meet her at? (Would be awesome if it was Aussies)

Dante84 · 05-20-2012, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by AustinChief

Which bar did ya meet her at? (Would be awesome if it was Aussies)

Haha, I know.

No, it was at Barbarella's, strangely enough. Some of my strangest nights in ATX have had that place involved somehow.

**AustinChief** · 05-20-2012, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Dante84

Haha, I know.

No, it was at Barbarella's, strangely enough. Some of my strangest nights in ATX have had that place involved somehow.

Well Congrats!!!

You ever go across the street to Valhalla or Bull McCabes? Those are where I have spent a majority of my misspent evenings.

05-20-2012, 02:34 AM	Topic Starter
Dante84 Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: ATX & OPKS Casino cash: $1811996 VARSITY	Just hooked up with an Aussie chick. (My cool story, bros.) an' she tolked loike this! 'ello! Moi name's Jane. Oi'me in Austin for the weekend as Oi travel through the stoites. We were in Vegas yestah-day, and we will be going to New Orleans Mohn-day noight. Moi friend ova they-ah is mackin' out with some bloke she met. I reckon we should do the same. (She was probably a 6/10. Blonde, moderately skinny, decent face. But the accent sent me from six to midnight faster than a woman ever had before. Her friend was super skinny, with a Megan Fox face. The other guy lucked out hard.) Anywho, they were staying at a Travel Lodge and we grabbed a cab with her, her friend, and this random other guy. We went back to their room, and me and this random guy just sat there awkwardly while the girls went in the bathroom. I said, "Man. Aussie chicks are so hot." He said, "Dude, I know." Then we giggled like little school girls. His chick came out in t-shirt and thong, and my chick just left the door cracked asked me to come "help her with something." An hour later, I went to the lobby, hopped in a cab, and came back home. After some non-answered phone calls to my amigos, I hopped on CP to share my tale. I love this city, I love Australia, I love blowjobs, and I love Chiefsplanet. G'noight!
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