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Old 01-28-2012, 03:36 PM  
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Small things in life that gravel your ass
What are some things in life that are really not that big of a deal in the big picture, but just piss you off?

My example of the day:

The dogs were barking at something today out in the alley, so I went outside to find out what the hell was going on. Some Slippery Larry contractor was back there unloading a bunch of shit into my city garbage container.

Me: Hey there strokestick, are you my new neighbor or something?

Slippery Larry: No

Me: Yeah, I knew that, then why are you dumping your crap out into my garbage container? I have plans to clean out the garage and am going to need the space.

Slippery Larry: I don't know.

Me: Do you live in a house, do YOU have a garbage container?

Slippery Larry: Yes, but it's full, so I'm dumping it in here.

Me: No, no you're not, try the city dump. Don't let me ever catch you back here pulling the bullshit again, or we are going to have a big problem.

At that point, he high tailed it out of there.

Like I said, it wasn't like the guy was back there trying to break into my shop, but it rubbed me the wrong way.
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Old 01-28-2012, 04:57 PM   #46
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If God forbid I have to go to Walmart for something, it's always a swell time. Between the "people of Walmart," the morons that park their cart in the middle of the shopping lanes and won't let anyone through, it's never dull. If I have to go their for some reason, I always try to do it early, before the meth heads get out of bed.
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Old 01-28-2012, 04:57 PM   #47
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If God forbid I have to go to Walmart for something, it's always a swell time. Between the "people of Walmart," the morons that park their cart in the middle of the shopping lanes and won't let anyone through, it's never dull. If I have to go their for some reason, I always try to do it early, before the meth heads get out of bed.
Best time is around 2-5 am, only the rapists and murderers remain.
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Old 01-28-2012, 04:58 PM   #48
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1. The way people drive and dont think about a ****ing thing.
2. Co workers who tell on you because they think it makes them look good.
3. People who are pale.
4. The fact a miracle drug is outlawed.
5. people
6. The catholic church that acts like they should control everyone and be stupid and it must be a requirement to have a sexual desire to **** kids and just pretend thats ok, but if 2 adults want to **** and wear a rubber to protect themselves then OH NO!!! To hell u go!
7. Commercials that jumped the shark 5 years ago that are still being thrown down our throats, cavemen, gecko lizard, etc
8. People who didnt like No Country for Old Men.
9. Asian people at Costco, they dont yield for anybody ever and are always in the way, i know its racist but its ****ing true.
10. In line at grocery store waiting for older women to ****ing pay, trying to figure out the fancy machine or counting change and especially writing checks.
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Old 01-28-2012, 04:58 PM   #49
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I agree, so I am banned to my room for laughing at this by my wife... At least I have my beer fridge and my big screen TV and internet...
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Old 01-28-2012, 04:59 PM   #50
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If God forbid I have to go to Walmart for something, it's always a swell time. Between the "people of Walmart," the morons that park their cart in the middle of the shopping lanes and won't let anyone through, it's never dull. If I have to go their for some reason, I always try to do it early, before the meth heads get out of bed.
That is why I go in around 5-6 am...
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Old 01-28-2012, 04:59 PM   #51
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If God forbid I have to go to Walmart for something, it's always a swell time. Between the "people of Walmart," the morons that park their cart in the middle of the shopping lanes and won't let anyone through, it's never dull. If I have to go their for some reason, I always try to do it early, before the meth heads and carnival workers get out of bed.
I honestly won't go shopping at walmart with my girlfriend anymore after the stress of it has led to some fights. One of us goes without the other because of all you mentioned.....too much stress!
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Old 01-28-2012, 05:00 PM   #52
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People who don't know the difference between their and there and they're.


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People who are so selfish that they talk or text on their phone while driving and cause accidents. I still won't get why you can't wait 15-30 minutes until you arrive somewhere to be on your phone.
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Another one....

People who are so selfish that they talk or text on their phone while driving and cause accidents. I still won't get why you can't wait 15-30 minutes until you arrive somewhere to be on your phone.
It's all part of the instant gratification generation/society we live in now and it drives me nuts too.
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People who are so selfish that they talk or text on their phone while driving and cause accidents. I still won't get why you can't wait 15-30 minutes until you arrive somewhere to be on your phone.
Yep, or if it's that important, pull the **** over to text.
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Walmart.

Phone calls with no purpose.

Hypocrites who are too dumb to know they're a hypocrite.

Skinny girls who think they're fat & fat girls who think they're skinny.

Annoying ass kids who are being raised by parents who don't know they're horrible parents.
I love skinny girls who think they are fat. Talk about easy lays.

Something else that bothers me, people with 7 posts in 5 years.
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My best friend texts me every morning on her way to work and I tell her to stop texting and driving. Her response is usually "I was at a stoplight." So I respond with "stop reading texts and driving moron."
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I love skinny girls who think they are fat. Talk about easy lays.

Something else that bothers me, people with 7 posts in 5 years.
Why would anything bother you? Honey badger don't give a shit. You aren't playing the part very well.
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I don't give a shit what you say
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