AJ McCarron's Girlfriend

[lcarus]

This is the type of chick where you might wanna jerk it before the date. Just to get that possible first explosion out of the way without incident. Then you're ready for the second time. And I don't know about you fellas, but the second time is the best. That's when you can really lay it down. Knock them earrings off, tear that hose, get that mascara running, etc.

That's my PSA from: a guy who doesn't know shit about plowing

[Radar Chief]

Originally Posted by lcarus

This is the type of chick where you might wanna jerk it before the date. Just to get that possible first explosion out of the way without incident. Then you're ready for the second time. And I don't know about you fellas, but the second time is the best. That's when you can really lay it down. Knock them earrings off, tear that hose, get that mascara running, etc.

That's my PSA from: a guy who doesn't know shit about plowing

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! /Dom

[Chief Pote]

Originally Posted by lcarus

This is the type of chick where you might wanna jerk it before the date. Just to get that possible first explosion out of the way without incident. Then you're ready for the second time. And I don't know about you fellas, but the second time is the best. That's when you can really lay it down. Knock them earrings off, tear that hose, get that mascara running, etc.

That's my PSA from: a guy who doesn't know shit about plowing

Seriously dude? Dumping the baby batter?

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by ChiefPote

Seriously dude? Dumping the baby batter?

I don't just "dump it". Makes for some really good pancakes or belgian waffles