Oral Sex Frequency

booger · 12-19-2014, 02:58 PM

I've got the current one to close her good eye while in the act. She has a lazy eye and when you factor in my crank has a slight bend to it... Poor gal thought I was wiggling and teasing her before. Now it fits like a glove. 69 took some getting used to and her dislexia don't help. But we practice lots and I'm pretty sure the disfigurmemt of her ears from guiding her is not permanent

**loochy** · 12-19-2014, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

I've got the current one to close her good eye while in the act. She has a lazy eye and when you factor in my crank has a slight bend to it... Poor gal thought I was wiggling and teasing her before. Now it fits like a glove. 69 took some getting used to and her dislexia don't help. But we practice lots and I'm pretty sure the disfigurmemt of her ears from guiding her is not permanent

Wut

booger · 12-19-2014, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy

Wut

I'm getting her an eye patch for Christmas

Sorter · 12-19-2014, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

I've got the current one to close her good eye while in the act. She has a lazy eye and when you factor in my crank has a slight bend to it... Poor gal thought I was wiggling and teasing her before. Now it fits like a glove. 69 took some getting used to and her dislexia don't help. But we practice lots and I'm pretty sure the disfigurmemt of her ears from guiding her is not permanent

booger · 12-19-2014, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter

If she understood golf and the difference between a hook and a slice this would've been much easier!

El Jefe · 12-19-2014, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

I've got the current one to close her good eye while in the act. She has a lazy eye and when you factor in my crank has a slight bend to it... Poor gal thought I was wiggling and teasing her before. Now it fits like a glove. 69 took some getting used to and her dislexia don't help. But we practice lots and I'm pretty sure the disfigurmemt of her ears from guiding her is not permanent

Yeah I feel that........wait wut?

booger · 12-19-2014, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by El Jefe

Yeah I feel that........wait wut?

Wendy already had the lazy eye when she became a vet tech. Then she got kicked in the head by a mule. Sometimes she can't see straight

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