Life For Those That Are Still Interested - Page 2

MTG#10 · 01-07-2010, 11:28 AM

I know a lot of you probably think Im just an attention-whore and maybe I am to a degree but there are a few that seem to still be interested in my Jerry Springer life since my cheating-whore of a wife left so here's whats happened in the last few months. I dont remember where I left off so some of this may be old news.

Hot-air balloon girl turned out to be a self-centered bitch. Shit had been building up for a while then one night we were at my daughter's play and she was texting someone through the entire show so when I dropped her off I told her to lose my number. We didnt talk until about a month later she started texting me and now wont leave me alone. She sends me poems, she left flowers and a stuffed lion on my doorstep, says she's in love w/me...really weird. She never really acted like she gave a shit until she lost me but whatever. I actually hit it again a couple days ago and it was probably wrong because I shouldn't mess with her feelings like that but I dont plan on doing it again.

No more than three days after shit went down with hot-air balloon girl I met another chick (online..yeah I know) who was the subject of my "Women are Crazy" thread that I took a lot of heat for. Our little fling lasted about a month then I cut it off with her because she would never let me see her naked..seriously every time we did the deed it had to be dark. I never felt anything out of the ordinary, so I don't think she had any embarrassing deformations or anything but I couldnt get past it so I told her things were moving too fast and I bolted. She still texts me occasionally wanting to "hang out" but I always come up with an excuse.

A week or so later a girl that used to date my old room-mate about 11 years ago found me on facebook. Come to find out she had always liked me and actually came in my room one night back then when my roommate was sleeping because she wanted to **** but I was drunk and wouldnt wake up. So Ive been having a little thing with her for awhile now. Its weird because she used to be really good friends w/my wife and they were even cheerleaders together back in high school. My wife isnt too happy about it but whatever, I really like this one and Im actually starting to get feelings for her. The only problem is she's going through the same thing as me and even still lives w/her husband. He wont ever watch their kids so I dont get to see her but about 2-3 times/week and even then its only about 3-4 hours. And yes he knows they are done and he has a girlfriend too.

Then there's another chick that I met through my work that I ****ed on New Years eve...she doesn't work with me but my company has business with her's so that's how that came about. She's nothing more than a **** though and we've both agreed to that. I don't know anything about her other than where she works, and that she's hot. I don't even know her last name.

Then about a week ago a really old fling, one that I dated about 2 years before I met my wife found me on facebook and we hooked up last saturday, and are supposed to again this saturday. At one time I wanted to marry this girl until she blew my best friend. She is starting to talk about old feelings coming back so I'm probably going to have to set her straight soon because I'm not feeling them.

But I am going to drop all these girls once my wife's old friend gets her own place. She's going to use her tax return to do it so it should only be about a month or so. This is the first girl Ive actually had real feelings for since my wife and we get along great. One of the many things I really like about her is she's EXTREMELY possessive. I know thats normally not a good thing to most people but it turns me on. The girl only weighs about 100 lbs but talks so much shit and says shit like she's going to beat "all these bitches asses" if they dont leave me alone once we make it official. She's feisty as hell and it cracks me up.

Anyway thats it. Flame/support away.

**mikeyis4dcats.** · 01-07-2010, 11:39 AM

you seem like the less-tarded side of kcnut's personality...one that actually hooks up with chicks

MTG#10 · 01-07-2010, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

This sounds like My Name is Earl episode.

Really how so? Im not trying to make up for bad things Ive done in my past at all.

MOhillbilly · 01-07-2010, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Seriously the last thing I wanted was to become a man-whore.

you are such a ****in liar.

Earthling · 01-07-2010, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I feel the need to wear a condom just reading the OP.

Hehehe!!

Jilly · 01-07-2010, 11:40 AM

wth? Are you hot? Because I find it strange that so many women want you when you have all this baggage? No offense, dude....I'm just curious.

Otter · 01-07-2010, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

I havent slept with one girl w/out protection since my wife.

Bah, these stories are boring.

Where's Endelt when you need him? He'd be telling us how he passed out with his penis still in a fat chicks butt with no condom while she ate chocolate covered pretzels from the ash tray waiting for him to regain consciences.

Reerun_KC · 01-07-2010, 11:40 AM

Thread is worthless without pictures.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-07-2010, 11:41 AM

To the thousand post ship!!!

MTG#10 · 01-07-2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by sedated

How do you get any work done with all that pussy in your face?

Its actually becoming a pain in the ass. I have my kids a lot so I only really have 3 nights a week to fit them all in. Lets just say I haven't been getting much sleep lately.

wutamess · 01-07-2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Really how so? Im not trying to make up for bad things Ive done in my past at all.

Just trailer parkish like.
I'm not baggin... Shit if it were me, I'd probably be worse than you without the feelings though.

Just reading it reminded me of My Name Is Earl.

Hammock Parties · 01-07-2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Seriously the last thing I wanted was to become a man-whore.

They say you find what you're looking for when you aren't looking for it. In that case I'm about to become a Catholic priest.

CaliforniaChief · 01-07-2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I feel the need to wear a condom just reading the OP.

MOhillbilly · 01-07-2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

wth? Are you hot? Because I find it strange that so many women want you when you have all this baggage? No offense, dude....I'm just curious.

Women are simpletons.

MTG#10 · 01-07-2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Otter

Bah, these stories are boring.

Where's Endelt when you need him? He'd be telling us how he passed out with his penis still in a fat chicks butt with no condom while she ate chocolate covered pretzels from the ash tray waiting for him to regain consciences.

LOL yeah I cant compete with that.

wutamess · 01-07-2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

wth? Are you hot? Because I find it strange that so many women want you when you have all this baggage? No offense, dude....I'm just curious.

They're just fuchs. You'd be surprised how many women out there that just want to get laid just to get laid.

01-07-2010, 11:28 AM
MTG#10 Mammoth penis Join Date: May 2006 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $7514386	For Those That Are Still Interested I know a lot of you probably think Im just an attention-whore and maybe I am to a degree but there are a few that seem to still be interested in my Jerry Springer life since my cheating-whore of a wife left so here's whats happened in the last few months. I dont remember where I left off so some of this may be old news. Hot-air balloon girl turned out to be a self-centered bitch. Shit had been building up for a while then one night we were at my daughter's play and she was texting someone through the entire show so when I dropped her off I told her to lose my number. We didnt talk until about a month later she started texting me and now wont leave me alone. She sends me poems, she left flowers and a stuffed lion on my doorstep, says she's in love w/me...really weird. She never really acted like she gave a shit until she lost me but whatever. I actually hit it again a couple days ago and it was probably wrong because I shouldn't mess with her feelings like that but I dont plan on doing it again. No more than three days after shit went down with hot-air balloon girl I met another chick (online..yeah I know) who was the subject of my "Women are Crazy" thread that I took a lot of heat for. Our little fling lasted about a month then I cut it off with her because she would never let me see her naked..seriously every time we did the deed it had to be dark. I never felt anything out of the ordinary, so I don't think she had any embarrassing deformations or anything but I couldnt get past it so I told her things were moving too fast and I bolted. She still texts me occasionally wanting to "hang out" but I always come up with an excuse. A week or so later a girl that used to date my old room-mate about 11 years ago found me on facebook. Come to find out she had always liked me and actually came in my room one night back then when my roommate was sleeping because she wanted to ** but I was drunk and wouldnt wake up. So Ive been having a little thing with her for awhile now. Its weird because she used to be really good friends w/my wife and they were even cheerleaders together back in high school. My wife isnt too happy about it but whatever, I really like this one and Im actually starting to get feelings for her. The only problem is she's going through the same thing as me and even still lives w/her husband. He wont ever watch their kids so I dont get to see her but about 2-3 times/week and even then its only about 3-4 hours. And yes he knows they are done and he has a girlfriend too. Then there's another chick that I met through my work that I ed on New Years eve...she doesn't work with me but my company has business with her's so that's how that came about. She's nothing more than a ** though and we've both agreed to that. I don't know anything about her other than where she works, and that she's hot. I don't even know her last name. Then about a week ago a really old fling, one that I dated about 2 years before I met my wife found me on facebook and we hooked up last saturday, and are supposed to again this saturday. At one time I wanted to marry this girl until she blew my best friend. She is starting to talk about old feelings coming back so I'm probably going to have to set her straight soon because I'm not feeling them. But I am going to drop all these girls once my wife's old friend gets her own place. She's going to use her tax return to do it so it should only be about a month or so. This is the first girl Ive actually had real feelings for since my wife and we get along great. One of the many things I really like about her is she's EXTREMELY possessive. I know thats normally not a good thing to most people but it turns me on. The girl only weighs about 100 lbs but talks so much shit and says shit like she's going to beat "all these bitches asses" if they dont leave me alone once we make it official. She's feisty as hell and it cracks me up. Anyway thats it. Flame/support away.
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