The one thing we can look forward to: the league's best OL.

[philfree]

Hopefully Fisher will be ready after going up against Hali and Houston in training camp. It's not like he's going to walk into his pro career without preparing. By the time we play the donks Fisher will have several starts under his belt too. Wasn't Miller going to rape Albert last year too. Did he? Screw Von Miller and the donks.

[Direckshun]

[Direckshun]

I know I'm not supposed to be splooging, but this shit is in my blood.

You want to win the line of scrimmage? We're going to ****ing win the line of scrimmage.

[Direckshun]

Where the hell do you want to run? Behind Albert? Between Albert and Schwartz?

How about off the right side? You only have Asamoah and Eric ****ing Fisher plowing holes.

How about up between Hudson and Asamoah up the gut?

How about we pull Asamoah to the left side and have him and Albert rape linebackers at the second level?

You can't lose.

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

Where the hell do you want to run? Behind Albert? Between Albert and Schwartz?

How about off the right side? You only have Asamoah and Eric ****ing Fisher plowing holes.

How about up between Hudson and Asamoah up the gut?

How about we pull Asamoah to the left side and have him and Albert rape linebackers at the second level?

You can't lose.

Eric Fisher isn't beating out Don Stephenson.

[Direckshun]

They're like a 1600 lbs. boy band. But they're a Man Band.

There's Albert. The heartthrob. He's the unofficial face of the band, and was there to draw the squee of millions of adoring fangirls.

There's Geoff Schwartz, the older brother. A cool, reassuring figure that the girls can relate to.

There's Rodney Hudson, the shy one. He's nerdier than the rest of the band. He's cast because some girls go for that.

There's Jon Asamoah, the bad boy. He's the one with a rougher edge to him, wearing the black shirt and jeans in those videos where they're not all wearing matching clothes.

Then there's Eric Fisher. He's less sexually threatening than Albert, the kind of gentleman you can take home to mama.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

They're like a 1600 lbs. boy band. But they're a Man Band.

There's Albert. The heartthrob. He's the unofficial face of the band, and was there to draw the squee of millions of adoring fangirls.

There's Geoff Schwartz, the older brother. A cool, reassuring figure that the girls can relate to.

There's Rodney Hudson, the shy one. He's nerdier than the rest of the band. He's cast because some girls go for that.

There's Jon Asamoah, the bad boy. He's the one with a rougher edge to him, wearing the black shirt and jeans in those videos where they're not all wearing matching clothes.

Then there's Eric Fisher. He's less sexually threatening than Albert, the kind of gentleman you can take home to mama.

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice

GOOD.

IT SHOULD BE.

You should NOT be confronted with an OL that is potentially this good and NOT HAVE A MIXTURE OF CONFUSING EMOTIONS ABOUT IT.

[Direckshun]

[Hammock Parties]

The more offensive lines I meet...

[Saccopoo]

If you think Fisher can start, your Chiefs offensive line is going to look like this:

LT: Fisher
LG: Albert
C: Hudson
RG: Schwartz
RT: Stephenson

Asamoah is just a guy and the only way Fisher starts on this line is if they move Albert over to LG, and if they do that, he might hold out unless they give him massive guard money. (And I'm not too concerned about Albert at LG, where I think he could be an All-Pro level guy. He's still got issues/techniques that he's missing to be a true elite level left tackle and I don't think he'll ever get them at this point. Watching both Stephenson and Fisher, it's apparent that both have better feet and an initial punch than Albert. Albert still hasn't developed a kick step worth a shit.)

[penbrook]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

If you think Fisher can start, your Chiefs offensive line is going to look like this:

LT: Fisher
LG: Albert
C: Hudson
RG: Schwartz
RT: Stephenson

Asamoah is just a guy and the only way Fisher starts on this line is if they move Albert over to LG, and if they do that, he might hold out unless they give him massive guard money. (And I'm not too concerned about Albert at LG, where I think he could be an All-Pro level guy. He's still got issues/techniques that he's missing to be a true elite level left tackle and I don't think he'll ever get them at this point. Watching both Stephenson and Fisher, it's apparent that both have better feet and an initial punch than Albert. Albert still hasn't developed a kick step worth a shit.)

Albert will be LT and Fisher will be RT. Count on that.

[Hammock Parties]

LMFAO at drafting an OT 1.1 and then starting Stephenson.

Reid and Dorsey did some dumb stuff this offseason but they aren't THAT dumb.

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice

LMFAO at drafting an OT 1.1 and then starting Stephenson.

Reid and Dorsey did some dumb stuff this offseason but they aren't THAT dumb.

What would be dumb is playing someone who isn't as good at their position as another player.

Fisher isn't beating out Stephenson. He's not as good. He could potentially beat out Asamoah at RG. Didn't Dorsey say that he liked Fisher because he could play any spot on the line? 1.1 pick on a guard boys. Better get used to that shit real quick.

Unless Reid/Dorsey pull a Pioli and play their first rounder simply because he was the first rounder.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Fisher isn't beating out Stephenson. He's not as good.

Stephenson sucked monster donkey dong last year.