ChiefsPlanet If you were drafted into the Chiefsplanet army... - Page 11

**Rain Man** · 04-15-2012, 01:06 PM

I have a list of 177 careers in the U.S. army, taken from this site: http://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jo...iation#results

You have now been drafted into the Chiefsplanet army. Report to this thread and I will randomly assign you a career.

As background, I have no idea how many people work in each of these careers, so I made a complete guess. For example, I know infantry is going to be the biggest, but I don't know how may people are dental specialists or radar repairers. So I guessed, making sure that no field is less than 0.1 percent. This may make the army band bigger than normal, but I'm not really worried about it.

So...ten-HUT, soldiers! Show up and get your duty rosters!

**Bwana** · 04-15-2012, 05:02 PM

Lets do this!

Chief Roundup · 04-15-2012, 05:07 PM

Yes Sir!
I have qualifications.....No Sir! You didn't ask...Yes Sir! I will Shut UP.

**Rain Man** · 04-15-2012, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Lets do this!

Recognizing your outdoor skills, we are placing you indoors and teaching you a marketable skill for your post-Army life. You are a...

Nurse Corps Officer

OVERVIEW

Nurse Corps officers lead a nursing team that cares for Soldiers and their families. As part of the Army Nurse Corps, they play an important role in improving the overall quality of life for Soldiers and their families.

JOB DUTIES

Organize resources for patients and their families for help with inpatient, outpatient and home care
Command a shift on a nursing unit that is part of a field hospital or for an installation medical activity
Supervise all nursing care during your shift at all levels of command

REQUIREMENTS

Active duty and Army Reserve must have a bachelor’s degree in nursing from an accredited school.

TRAINING

Job training for a Nurse Corps officer includes completing an Officer Basic Leadership Course, which introduces you to the Army Health Care system, Army doctrine and basic Soldier/leader skills.
HELPFUL SKILLS

Ability to make accurate, immediate decisions
Perform under stress
Apply critical technical and thinking skills
Tremendous concentration
COMPENSATION

Active Duty

Receive Army Nurse Accession Bonus
Nurse Loan Repayment Program
Low-cost life and dental insurance,
Noncontributory retirement benefits with 20 years of qualifying service
30 days of paid vacation earned annually
Army Reserve

Qualified nurses can receive Special Pay
Health Care Professionals Loan Repayment Program
Noncontributory retirement benefits at age 60 with 20 years of qualifying service
Low-cost life and dental insurance
EDUCATION BENEFITS

The U.S. Army provides generous education loan-repayment programs, residency programs and continuing education opportunities to support your continued career growth and development.

**Rain Man** · 04-15-2012, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Roundup

Yes Sir!
I have qualifications.....No Sir! You didn't ask...Yes Sir! I will Shut UP.

You're doing well at that. As a reward, we shall make you an...

Infantryman.

KurtCobain · 04-15-2012, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

And here I was looking forward to learning something.

You report to me, you'll learn allot.

KurtCobain · 04-15-2012, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by mlyonsd

Evidently the Secret Service has new openings because they just called asking me if I'd like to report to their training facility. They've already informed my CO.

See you grunts.

This is a lie. I haven't heard shit. You better be on the plane for Texans planet tonight.

Were going Hootler hunting.

DJ's left nut · 04-15-2012, 07:13 PM

I too, shall sign my life away...

**Rain Man** · 04-15-2012, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

I too, shall sign my life away...

Only if there's shooting. Because you, sir, are an...

infantryman.

Wyatt Earp · 04-15-2012, 07:34 PM

Earp reporting in!

Frankie · 04-15-2012, 07:35 PM

I don't necessarily want to be a part of the CP Army. But can I head the Chiefs Planet SS?

**Rain Man** · 04-15-2012, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Wyatt Earp

Earp reporting in!

The OK Corral will never be the same after an 81 mm mortar hits it. You are an...

Indirect Fire Infantryman

(See earlier description.)

**Rain Man** · 04-15-2012, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie

I don't necessarily want to be a part of the CP Army. But can I head the Chiefs Planet SS?

Get in here. You'd be perfect as a...

Patriot Fire Control Enhanced Operator/Maintainer

OVERVIEW

A PATRIOT fire control enhanced operator is responsible for operating/maintaining the entire PATRIOT missile system. An important part of the Army’s air defense, they launch advanced-technology ammunition that is capable of neutralizing multiple air targets.
JOB DUTIES

Responsible for placement of the PATRIOT system in the field
Real-time status reporting during combat
Maintenance on coordinate, communication and target-identification systems
Evaluate intelligence and identify targets
Establish radio and wire communications in the field
REQUIREMENTS

Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you.

TRAINING

Job training for a PATRIOT fire control enhanced operator requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 20 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instruction. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and in the field under simulated combat conditions.

Some of the skills you’ll learn are:

Operating PATRIOT technology and rocket systems
Calculating targets manually and electronically
Artillery tactics and battle strategy
HELPFUL SKILLS

Interest in missile and rocket operations
Physically and mentally fit to perform under pressure
Ability to multi-task
Plotting and reading maps
Capable of working as a team member
COMPENSATION

Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation.

EDUCATION BENEFITS

In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits.

FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS

While there is no direct job equivalent in civilian life, the skills you learn such as teamwork, discipline and leadership will help you in any civilian career you choose.

Frankie · 04-15-2012, 09:06 PM

How did I get from SS to Patriot Fire Control Enhanced Operator?!

**Rain Man** · 04-15-2012, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

How did I get from SS to Patriot Fire Control Enhanced Operator?!

You should have turned left at Auschwitzquerque, doc.

**AustinChief** · 04-15-2012, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie

How did I get from SS to Patriot Fire Control Enhanced Operator?!

You have to admit, it's kinda ironic that our one resident Iranian member is in charge of missile defense!

04-15-2012, 01:06 PM
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Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	How did I get from SS to Patriot Fire Control Enhanced Operator?!
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