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Old 12-31-2014, 12:45 PM  
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The Chiefs need a new kicker.
Cairo Santos is not a reliable kicker.

I don't care about the 80-some percentage that Santos kicked on the year. He doesn't have a lot of leg, and the Chiefs don't trust him with anything other than short 20-to-40 yarders.

He's dogshit in coverage -- I've never seen a kicker stick his legs out to tackle a kick returner, but Santos is so small and slow that that's all he can do.

He doesn't have the confidence of the team. He doesn't have the confidence of the coaching staff. He doesn't have our confidence here, does he?

His missed kicks were huge momentum swingers in the 1st game of the year that we lost -- had we beat that shit-ass Titans team, we'd be in the playoffs right now.

His misses this year have been awful -- all misses are awful, but a good number of his misses have been knuckleballs that just flew off into oblivion. Even some of his connections have been awful -- his made kick in Denver this year was a low knuckler through the uprights.

I'm done with Cairo. I respect Dave Toub's ability to turn even circus clowns into competent special teams contributors, but it's time to bring in an actual kicker.

I vote Kyle Brindza out of Notre Dame, but I'm open to suggestions.
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Old 12-31-2014, 12:55 PM   #16
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He's going to be solid. He can hit a 50-55 yarder he has the leg for that. Missed 5 kicks his whole rookie year. 2 in the first game and what 2 in game 15th or 16th game. the rest of the time he was $$$$.
He hit a lot of kicks. The ball comes off his foot ugly. Maybe that's why Direckshun wants him gone......
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Old 12-31-2014, 12:56 PM   #17
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7-10 between 40-49 yards
1-2 50+ yards

Yup he sucks.
That 40-49 yard range is where you make your money.

That 70% success rate at that distance puts him in the bottom-third of the league.
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Old 12-31-2014, 12:57 PM   #18
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Rookie kicker misses 5 kicks all year and dumbasses want a new kicker.
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Old 12-31-2014, 12:57 PM   #19
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We like our CFL guys. Bring him in.

Aren't you advocating we give up on Santos?
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We cut Medlock after the PRESEASON AFTER WE DRAFTED HIM.

Santos had a whole year and was his reliable shitty self all year.
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Old 12-31-2014, 12:58 PM   #20
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I vote Kyle Brindza out of Notre Dame, but I'm open to suggestions.
Give him one more year to see if he gets his shit together.

If not, then draft the kid out of Utah in 2016.
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Old 12-31-2014, 12:59 PM   #21
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He hit a lot of kicks. The ball comes off his foot ugly. Maybe that's why Direckshun wants him gone......
It doesn't come off ugly for no reason.

It comes off ugly because he's not hitting it properly.
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Old 12-31-2014, 12:59 PM   #22
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Direckshun, didn't you call for Dorsey's and Reid's head a game or two into the season? Giving up on Santos after a solid rookie campaign seems rash. I think he's going to be a good one.

You don't give people time do you?
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Old 12-31-2014, 01:00 PM   #23
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I bet Dorsey brings in some competition for camp but this isn't a priority.
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Old 12-31-2014, 01:00 PM   #24
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Rookie kicker misses 5 kicks all year and dumbasses want a new kicker.
It's not JUST about accuracy, although his is okay, it's also about "does your team trust you" to pull up for a FG, as opposed to going for it or pooch-punting.
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Direckshun, didn't you call for Dorsey's and Reid's head a game or two into the season? Giving up on Santos after a solid rookie campaign seems rash. I think he's going to be a good one.

You don't give people time do you?
I actually said that "if the team doesn't make a dramatic turnaround by the middle of the season, Dorsey's head should roll." Guess what happened by the middle of the season.

Does ANYbody on this website feel good about Santos lining up for a 48 yarder with the game on the line right now? Anybody?
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Old 12-31-2014, 01:03 PM   #27
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That 40-49 yard range is where you make your money.

That 70% success rate at that distance puts him in the bottom-third of the league.
Pretty much where succop was as a rookie.
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It's not JUST about accuracy, although his is okay, it's also about "does your team trust you" to pull up for a FG, as opposed to going for it or pooch-punting.
"It's not about accuracy"

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Give him one more year to see if he gets shit together.

If not, then draft the kid out of Utah in 2016.
The problem with this is that with a strong offseason, the Chiefs could legitimately be Super Bowl competitive in 2015.

I don't want to march out a SB caliber team in 2015 with a bottom-tier kicker.
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That 40-49 yard range is where you make your money.

That 70% success rate at that distance puts him in the bottom-third of the league.
His 1st miss in that range was the first game ever as a rookie.... a 48 yarder.

*His 2nd miss in that range was in the rain... a 44 yarder in week 15.
*His 3rd miss in that range was in the rain... a 47 yarder in week 15.

*They brought in a new long-snapper the next day to scare Gafford.
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