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Old 05-21-2008, 06:28 PM  
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We have some new neighbors. To be blunt, they don't exactly fit in to our neighborhood. The are displaying some anomalous behavior, such as sitting in lawn chairs just inside their garage. Why would they want to do that? They have a backyard, and a rather nice deck and lawn upon which to place said lawn chairs. What's so fascinating about the front? Don't they want some privacy?

Yesterday, these people inflated some kind of pool thing, filled it with water and all got inside of the pool. Again, on the driveway. Why?

Also, at present count, there are four people living in the home. Yet, they have six vehicles. Why?
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Old 05-23-2008, 10:48 PM   #211
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And just think, you were looking in my direction.
I think I see your problem, now. A yurt on top of Long's Peak is bound to attract some strange neighbors.
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:19 PM   #212
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Tonight, I spent an hour talking in front of a friend's driveway talking about gas prices and the economy.
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:21 PM   #213
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Tonight, I spent an hour talking in front of a friend's driveway talking about gas prices and the economy.
Why didn't you pull up lawn chairs in the garage?
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:23 PM   #214
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About 20 years ago in Baltimore I had a neighbor who sat in his front yard almost every summer night. He was an older man, since died. In those days I'd get home from work about 9:30 most nights and there he'd sit in his lawn chair with a six-pack cooler alongside and his radio. The radio was always tuned to the Orioles game which I'd also be listening to in the car. After I parked and before I went inside I'd always stop for a moment to talk to him about the game. Sometimes I'd go get a beer and then sit with him and listen for an inning or so. I'm not sure if we ever called each other by name but we both liked the Orioles and we both liked beer and we both liked summer nights.

I don't think there was a home owners association in that neighborhood. Still, it was a nice place to live.
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:23 PM   #215
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So.. Do these HOA's mandate wife swapping and the like. Or is that just a given when you move into these neighborhoods?
Donger and Carol and Ted and Alice?
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:28 PM   #216
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Why didn't you pull up lawn chairs in the garage?
Completely filled with boxes and toys for a 3 year old... And a fridge and a half of beer.
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Old 05-24-2008, 12:32 AM   #217
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We have some new neighbors. To be blunt, they don't exactly fit in to our neighborhood. The are displaying some anomalous behavior, such as sitting in lawn chairs just inside their garage. Why would they want to do that? They have a backyard, and a rather nice deck and lawn upon which to place said lawn chairs. What's so fascinating about the front? Don't they want some privacy?

Yesterday, these people inflated some kind of pool thing, filled it with water and all got inside of the pool. Again, on the driveway. Why?

Also, at present count, there are four people living in the home. Yet, they have six vehicles. Why?



The rednecks have moved into town!

Seriously, they had a back yard just outside that door down the long hallway in the last house. Moble homes don't have garages though and they are probably just a little fascinated with it currently. Don't worry, it will pass - they will get the garage so full of junk before long that there won't be room for lawn chairs in it. Shoot, they might get it so full of stuff that the door won't close either.
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Old 05-24-2008, 01:53 AM   #218
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The rednecks have moved into town!

Seriously, they had a back yard just outside that door down the long hallway in the last house. Moble homes don't have garages though and they are probably just a little fascinated with it currently. Don't worry, it will pass - they will get the garage so full of junk before long that there won't be room for lawn chairs in it. Shoot, they might get it so full of stuff that the door won't close either.
How depressing.

So, once I attain middle class status you're saying I'll ruin the fruits of it myself?



Yup, sounds about right...
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Old 05-24-2008, 03:13 AM   #219
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How depressing.

So, once I attain middle class status you're saying I'll ruin the fruits of it myself?



Yup, sounds about right...

There are no HOA's where I live
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Old 05-24-2008, 06:23 AM   #220
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Old 05-24-2008, 06:57 AM   #221
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:15 AM   #222
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Hmm? I have a lot of buddies that come over and we sit in chairs in the garage/shop and drink tasty beverages by the door. The shop faces a back alley, so there is a defined degree of privacy. My man fridge is in there, so there is an endless supply of micro brews on hand. We shoot the shit, and figure out where to bury the bodies of the neighbors that worry about us sitting in the shop shooting the shit.
I have no clue why anyone would want to live around self inflated assholes anyway.
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Old 05-24-2008, 10:02 AM   #223
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that's why they didn't like the inflatable pool
it could be compressed and put away
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We have some new neighbors. To be blunt, they don't exactly fit in to our neighborhood. The are displaying some anomalous behavior, such as sitting in lawn chairs just inside their garage. Why would they want to do that? They have a backyard, and a rather nice deck and lawn upon which to place said lawn chairs. What's so fascinating about the front? Don't they want some privacy?

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Also, at present count, there are four people living in the home. Yet, they have six vehicles. Why?
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Old 05-24-2008, 12:00 PM   #225
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