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View Poll Results: Would you shit on Jennifer Aniston if that meant you could bang her? | |||
Yes | 37 | 50.00% | |
no | 37 | 50.00% | |
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07-03-2014, 02:50 PM | #2 |
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Yes, and then you titty-**** her. It's called a chili dog.
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07-03-2014, 02:50 PM | #3 |
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No, even if she asked, and I'm sure she wouldn't.
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07-03-2014, 02:52 PM | #4 |
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Is she going to take a shower before I **** her or do I have to **** her with my shit all over her chest?
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07-03-2014, 02:52 PM | #5 |
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Even if she told you the only way you could get into her panties was to give her a Cleveland steamer?
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07-03-2014, 02:53 PM | #6 |
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No shower. With Shit.
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07-03-2014, 02:53 PM | #7 |
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That's a deal breaker
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07-03-2014, 02:54 PM | #8 |
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Absolutely. I was the guy at Hillcrest High School who was kicked out for the rest of the year for dragging the star volleyball player's used tampon out of the trashcan and making a bracelet out of it. If she's hot, you can count me in for drinking her bath water.
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07-03-2014, 02:54 PM | #9 |
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Will she wipe my ass?
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07-03-2014, 02:55 PM | #10 |
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07-03-2014, 02:55 PM | #11 |
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07-03-2014, 02:56 PM | #12 |
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07-03-2014, 02:57 PM | #13 |
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No, but she might want an "Angry Pirate" Or a "Hot Carl"
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07-03-2014, 03:03 PM | #14 |
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The apocalypse must be near.
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07-03-2014, 03:06 PM | #15 |
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As noted in the Media Center, Horrible Bosses' thread, this stems from the Trailer where her character tells Charlie Day it's OK with her if he does.
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