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01-17-2006, 02:57 PM | #1 | |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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01-17-2006, 02:59 PM | #2 |
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01-17-2006, 03:01 PM | #3 | |
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01-17-2006, 03:19 PM | #4 |
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hum. Back in High School. My girlfriend decided to cheat on me, at the same party that I already nailed her twice at. Of course at this time, I had girls who were jealous of her warning me over her, telling me to keep an eye on that tramp.
So I go looking for her, can't find her anywhere. I walk into my friends parents room, and started walking out when I heard a belt buckle. I go open a doot to a balcony type roof, to see here pinned against the wall and his hands down her pants. She just looks up and says Oh shit, I said Yep.... Now the guy she was with was a good friend of mine, and since he was on a roof, I didn't really like the idea of getting in a fight on a roof where either one or both of us could fall to severe damage or death. SO I calmly went downstairs and was about to leave her ass, when the parents of the house took my keys. Thank you!!!!! I drank to much, and didn't have any business driving. Anyway, I took up smoking for the next two hours, when I went up to bed. Now this was a party. Everyone was crashing there, so I was sleeping on the floor along with 6 of my other friends while my buddy who hosted the party was nailing one of the girls who told me to watch out. Anyway, the girl came to apologize. I told her the only way I would forgive her was to hope on top, but naked for everyone to watch. She said NO, I said well good bye then. She then said, well can I at least do it where they can just realize what we are doing with outactually seeing. At that point the guy beside me gave a thumbs up. So me being a young buck went five rounds with her. Of course I woke up sober the next morning, and told her to get lost. Which we ended up getting hooked back up months later, for one last screw. Now she went to a different school than me. But my current wife went to her same school. I knew my wife a couple years before this, but she ended up asking my wife, HOW she could get me back, she realizes she screwed up and had to have me back. At that time, I was dating my wife again, so she told her, her chances were not very good, since I was already dating someone. I guess she found out later that it was my wife and went nuts on the schools trophy cases, while screaming my name. Supposedly put her fist through it. She did show up at my house, just I was leaving to college my Sophmore year This was like two years later. She just laid in my bed with her hands behind her back as I packed for school, while talking to me about how she is all F-ed up now, dropped out of school, blah blah balh. After thinking about that now, I think she may have come over to stab me. Anyway, the guy didn't get off Free. He just happened to be the QB of our team. I was the Right Guard. I let him get hit a couple times, we hadn't WON a game all year, so why not. Then he got up in my grill and told me to wake up. So I went to block the linebacker like it was a trap play, and the guy lit him up. I remember them asking him where he was, and all he mummbled was I see the white house with purple horses. I was soon replaced by a freshman, with like three games to go.
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01-17-2006, 03:34 PM | #5 | |
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01-17-2006, 03:38 PM | #6 | |
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I really think she was planning stabbing me or something.
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So the whole tennhottieDP didn't work out too well for IIIdognight eh.
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01-17-2006, 03:47 PM | #12 |
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I had one that not only left 2 weeks before Christmas ("Dear John" letter), she even took her wrapped presents from under the tree.
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01-17-2006, 03:53 PM | #13 | |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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01-17-2006, 04:58 PM | #14 | |
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"I came home from work one day and the place was empty. She took everything, including the ice cube trays out of the freezer. Seriously now, what kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays?"
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