ChiefsPlanet 2013 Douche of the Year Poll - Round 1 - The KCChiefsFan 50/50 Region - Page 10

**RNR** · 04-13-2013, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

only on ChiefsPlanet would a women enter a thread and get mad about someone talking about building up a roofie tolerance and then soaking their condoms in GHB

******NEWSFLASH******

you think I use condoms?!??!?!

lets be adults here

You are a shitbag kid all joking aside~

Hootie · 04-13-2013, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by RNR

You are a shitbag kid all joking aside~

which part was the joke?

**RNR** · 04-13-2013, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

which part was the joke?

The fact you do not realize what a pathetic clown you are is amazing~

lcarus · 04-13-2013, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RNR

The fact you do not realize what a pathetic clown you are is amazing~

He does.

ThaVirus · 04-13-2013, 09:48 PM

Aww shit.

Hootie · 04-13-2013, 09:49 PM

or when a girl walks by back up aggressively and then when you back into her...

look at her and give her the "what the ****?" look and then go back to the bar and pretend like she was at fault

that one has never worked in the history of the world but I like that one

or I karaoke to Stay by Lisa Loeb and then walk around with the mic and hump every girl I can find until the song is over...mixed reactions on that one

OH ALL TIME FAVORITE

this requires being very drunk and again, it's not a fan favorite and it usually results in ejection if not at a home team bar (bar I have immunity at; they exist; I tip well)...

walk up behind a girl...it helps if she knows you because this one gets very, very, very mixed results...but my ex and her friends...this was their favorite...

walk up behind a girl sitting down...this is best with a polo or t-shirt...make sure she has no idea you are coming up behind her...hell she can be standing up if she's short enough...

and then do a jump and pull the bottom of your shirt out and then jump over her with your t-shirt so she's just inside of your shirt...only hold for 1 second or less or they get REALLY mad...

that one is a fan favorite for my friends...but usually the girl, unless she has a psychotically dry sense of humor, usually the girl doesn't respond very well to it

Hootie · 04-13-2013, 09:54 PM

basically all of these moves cater to making my friends laugh...

but this is why my last 3 girlfriends have all been the same girl, my friends call them Rick girls, because they all fit the same personality

girls who get super, sloppy drunk; girls who don't care about anything and never get offended; girls who let me do whatever I want when I'm out and think it's funny

my girlfriend was really mad at me one time when I was getting booted from a bar and people started cheering and she had to walk out to the walk of shame like "yeah...that's my boyfriend..."

I heard about that one for a few days.

or the time I was SO drunk she ditched me at my apartment...so when I was stumbling back to her place (we lived two blocks away)...I missed it by a block and went to "her room" only I was a block short in "her house" only it wasn't her house...

I woke up at like 6 AM and looked around "her room" (not her room) and was like wtf? So I walked downstairs in "her house" (again, not her hourse) and some dude was on the couch...

I was like..."sup bro...why are you sleeping on the couch?" And he was like "because you were in my bed." I was like "oh, lol!"

Yeah. That was bad. Hahaha. My friends and her looked for me for like 4 hours and just assumed I was dead, or hooking up with another girl...but most likely dead. They thought that one was really funny.

I'd like to say that happened a while back but that one was literally about 4 months ago.

lcarus · 04-13-2013, 09:54 PM

Ok. I've heard enough. I think I am now ready to battle with the skanks of Walmart. I'm heading out. I bid you adieu, gentlemen. I shall return with tales of battle at 1 am CST.

I just need to keep this song in my head at all times, and I might do well.

Hootie · 04-13-2013, 09:55 PM

the dude was like "I just figured you were my roommates friend and he told you to pass out in my bed"...

Frazod · 04-13-2013, 10:18 PM

Sometimes I feel sorry for Pootie. The biggest stud in Texas, propping himself up to win a douche contest on the internet at 11:00 on a Saturday night. What's wrong with this picture?

If he ever actually becomes self-aware, I fear he'll instantly throw himself in front of the nearest bus.

It would probably be for the best, though.

Sassy Squatch · 04-13-2013, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douchemaster General

Sometimes I feel sorry for Pootie. The biggest stud in Texas, propping himself up to win a douche contest on the internet at 11:00 on a Saturday night. What's wrong with this picture?

If he ever actually becomes self-aware, I fear he'll instantly throw himself in front of the nearest bus.

It would probably be for the best, though.

Al Bundy · 04-13-2013, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douchemaster General

Sometimes I feel sorry for Pootie. The biggest stud in Texas, propping himself up to win a douche contest on the internet at 11:00 on a Saturday night. What's wrong with this picture?

If he ever actually becomes self-aware, I fear he'll instantly throw himself in front of the nearest bus.

It would probably be for the best, though.

As long as he doesn't knock some unsuspecting (passed out) girl up first.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 04-13-2013, 10:34 PM

Hootie and ****una are my winners here.
Posted via Mobile Device

lcarus · 04-14-2013, 12:47 AM

I either pissed 4 people off without really knowing it, or 4 people felt bad that I was getting slaughtered. It was just a little bit ago I even realized I was in this. Did you just need filler, Douchemaster?

Sassy Squatch · 04-14-2013, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus

I either pissed 4 people off without really knowing it, or 4 people felt bad that I was getting slaughtered. It was just a little bit ago I even realized I was in this. Did you just need filler, Douchemaster?

Anyone with hi c in their avatar is a major douche.

View Poll Results: DOTY Round 1 - The KCChiefsFan 50/50 Region
Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)	47	37.60%
COchief	22	17.60%
Thatguy	30	24.00%
Setsuna	45	36.00%
KC native	31	24.80%
Frankie	43	34.40%
DaKCMan	25	20.00%
Direckshun	29	23.20%
Doctor Facebook Fever (Beerme)	29	23.20%
Houstonwhodat	31	24.80%
Icarus	5	4.00%
InMem58	32	25.60%
JASONSAUTO	14	11.20%
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04-13-2013, 09:48 PM	#5
ThaVirus You gotta kill a few people Join Date: Sep 2007 Casino cash: $1882369	Aww shit.
Posts: 44,420

04-13-2013, 09:49 PM	#6
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	or when a girl walks by back up aggressively and then when you back into her... look at her and give her the "what the ****?" look and then go back to the bar and pretend like she was at fault that one has never worked in the history of the world but I like that one or I karaoke to Stay by Lisa Loeb and then walk around with the mic and hump every girl I can find until the song is over...mixed reactions on that one OH ALL TIME FAVORITE this requires being very drunk and again, it's not a fan favorite and it usually results in ejection if not at a home team bar (bar I have immunity at; they exist; I tip well)... walk up behind a girl...it helps if she knows you because this one gets very, very, very mixed results...but my ex and her friends...this was their favorite... walk up behind a girl sitting down...this is best with a polo or t-shirt...make sure she has no idea you are coming up behind her...hell she can be standing up if she's short enough... and then do a jump and pull the bottom of your shirt out and then jump over her with your t-shirt so she's just inside of your shirt...only hold for 1 second or less or they get REALLY mad... that one is a fan favorite for my friends...but usually the girl, unless she has a psychotically dry sense of humor, usually the girl doesn't respond very well to it
Posts: 56,356

04-13-2013, 09:54 PM	#7
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	basically all of these moves cater to making my friends laugh... but this is why my last 3 girlfriends have all been the same girl, my friends call them Rick girls, because they all fit the same personality girls who get super, sloppy drunk; girls who don't care about anything and never get offended; girls who let me do whatever I want when I'm out and think it's funny my girlfriend was really mad at me one time when I was getting booted from a bar and people started cheering and she had to walk out to the walk of shame like "yeah...that's my boyfriend..." I heard about that one for a few days. or the time I was SO drunk she ditched me at my apartment...so when I was stumbling back to her place (we lived two blocks away)...I missed it by a block and went to "her room" only I was a block short in "her house" only it wasn't her house... I woke up at like 6 AM and looked around "her room" (not her room) and was like wtf? So I walked downstairs in "her house" (again, not her hourse) and some dude was on the couch... I was like..."sup bro...why are you sleeping on the couch?" And he was like "because you were in my bed." I was like "oh, lol!" Yeah. That was bad. Hahaha. My friends and her looked for me for like 4 hours and just assumed I was dead, or hooking up with another girl...but most likely dead. They thought that one was really funny. I'd like to say that happened a while back but that one was literally about 4 months ago.
Posts: 56,356

04-13-2013, 09:54 PM	#8
lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $1659928	Ok. I've heard enough. I think I am now ready to battle with the skanks of Walmart. I'm heading out. I bid you adieu, gentlemen. I shall return with tales of battle at 1 am CST. I just need to keep this song in my head at all times, and I might do well.
Posts: 17,346

04-13-2013, 09:55 PM	#9
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	the dude was like "I just figured you were my roommates friend and he told you to pass out in my bed"...
Posts: 56,356

04-13-2013, 10:18 PM	#10
Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $2925085	Sometimes I feel sorry for Pootie. The biggest stud in Texas, propping himself up to win a douche contest on the internet at 11:00 on a Saturday night. What's wrong with this picture? If he ever actually becomes self-aware, I fear he'll instantly throw himself in front of the nearest bus. It would probably be for the best, though.
Posts: 119,523

04-13-2013, 10:34 PM	#13
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Hootie and ***una are my winners here. Posted via Mobile Device*
Posts: 77,135

04-14-2013, 12:47 AM	#14
lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $1659928	I either pissed 4 people off without really knowing it, or 4 people felt bad that I was getting slaughtered. It was just a little bit ago I even realized I was in this. Did you just need filler, Douchemaster?
Posts: 17,346