ChiefsPlanet Congratulations to Bufkin, CP's 2014 King of the N00bs! - Page 8

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-21-2015, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I would like people to stop using Mr. Flopnuts for their nefarious purposes. The man has a heart and a soul that is separate from his just super cool powers. He's not just a pair of legs to spread, he's a ****ing human being.

#StandupforFloppy

I'd bite down to you for this if there was an emoji. Thank you, you beautiful woman. One day I hope to motorboat you, and you're literally the only woman on this site I'd say that too.

Katipan · 02-21-2015, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I'd bite down to you for this if there was an emoji. Thank you, you beautiful woman. One day I hope to motorboat you, and you're literally the only woman on this site I'd say that too.

If I thought you could squeeze these things together to make it worth your while, I'd let you.

But holy shit, Inked and Sexy on FB just posted this...
NSFW

Spoiler!

I really like how she has the butterfly laid out so that you know where you're supposed to fold like a MAD magazine.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-21-2015, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

If I thought you could squeeze these things together to make it worth your while, I'd let you.

But holy shit, Inked and Sexy on FB just posted this...
NSFW

Spoiler!

I really like how she has the butterfly laid out so that you know where you're supposed to fold like a MAD magazine.

I'm hurt you don't think I could, and I already feel horrible about myself.

**RealSNR** · 02-21-2015, 10:32 PM

Flopnuts:

Hootie really hurt my feelings in this thread. I want you to exile him back to Texans Planet where he belongs.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-21-2015, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Flopnuts:

Hootie really hurt my feelings in this thread. I want you to exile him back to Texans Planet where he belongs.

but I love him. Please don't make me choose!

**RealSNR** · 02-21-2015, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

but I love him. Please don't make me choose!

I am capable of handling this like an adult. I have tried to reach out to him many times in this thread, but I have been largely ignored apart from his potshots about how I did a bad job with NOTY. I wanted conversation, but it was refused, so now I'm giving him the silent treatment. And his abuse is STILL going on. You can see for yourself just one or two pages down in this thread.

Hootie is the kind of person who was never told "no" as a child. I have no idea if he came from a wealthy family or not, but from my interactions with him on the internet, nothing is ever good enough. The forum, the posters, the amount of Peyton talk, the mod decisions, the wifi at the bowling alley... none of it. He doesn't adapt; he just demands more until he gets his way. Chiefs Planet is probably the only place in his life that has ever put him in a timeout, and even then we've relented and we're giving him what he wants.

Now, I'm not saying his most recent reincarnation wasn't worth it; the forum generally is a better place when people like him are creating burst, but there's a difference between creating burst and being a spoiled brat, in which you treat the people who love you like a piece of furniture.

I'm doing my best to work with him, and I never wanted to drag you in like this. I don't want you to choose if it makes you uncomfortable. I'm just asking for your support the next time I'm roasting people or creating n00b-fighting rings, and he's making me do all that on egg shells.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-21-2015, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

I am capable of handling this like an adult. I have tried to reach out to him many times in this thread, but I have been largely ignored apart from his potshots about how I did a bad job with NOTY. I wanted conversation, but it was refused, so now I'm giving him the silent treatment. And his abuse is STILL going on. You can see for yourself just one or two pages down in this thread.

Hootie is the kind of person who was never told "no" as a child. I have no idea if he came from a wealthy family or not, but from my interactions with him on the internet, nothing is ever good enough. The forum, the posters, the amount of Peyton talk, the mod decisions, the wifi at the bowling alley... none of it. He doesn't adapt; he just demands more until he gets his way. Chiefs Planet is probably the only place in his life that has ever put him in a timeout, and even then we've relented and we're giving him what he wants.

Now, I'm not saying his most recent reincarnation wasn't worth it; the forum generally is a better place when people like him are creating burst, but there's a difference between creating burst and being a spoiled brat, in which you treat the people who love you like a piece of furniture.

I'm doing my best to work with him, and I never wanted to drag you in like this. I don't want you to choose if it makes you uncomfortable. I'm just asking for your support the next time I'm roasting people or creating n00b-fighting rings, and he's making me do all that on egg shells.

That's fair. Deal. Great. Now he's going to shit all over me again. That's okay though. I love him even when he abuses me. I can wipe off the feces.

Ace Gunner · 02-21-2015, 10:49 PM

congrats -- I enjoy your posts. and now time for some celebratory boobs

Simply Red · 02-21-2015, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

I am capable of handling this like an adult. I have tried to reach out to him many times in this thread, but I have been largely ignored apart from his potshots about how I did a bad job with NOTY. I wanted conversation, but it was refused, so now I'm giving him the silent treatment. And his abuse is STILL going on. You can see for yourself just one or two pages down in this thread.

Hootie is the kind of person who was never told "no" as a child. I have no idea if he came from a wealthy family or not, but from my interactions with him on the internet, nothing is ever good enough. The forum, the posters, the amount of Peyton talk, the mod decisions, the wifi at the bowling alley... none of it. He doesn't adapt; he just demands more until he gets his way. Chiefs Planet is probably the only place in his life that has ever put him in a timeout, and even then we've relented and we're giving him what he wants.

Now, I'm not saying his most recent reincarnation wasn't worth it; the forum generally is a better place when people like him are creating burst, but there's a difference between creating burst and being a spoiled brat, in which you treat the people who love you like a piece of furniture.

I'm doing my best to work with him, and I never wanted to drag you in like this. I don't want you to choose if it makes you uncomfortable. I'm just asking for your support the next time I'm roasting people or creating n00b-fighting rings, and he's making me do all that on egg shells.

crazycoffey · 02-22-2015, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

I warned you about butthurt, that some on here take this too seriously.

You did a good job. You stepped up when PGM bowed out at the last minute. You came up with an original idea. There will be bugs in the execution in the first year of any new idea. They are fixable. Give it another shot next year.

Officially I agree; but I want to respond to SNR's TLDR with WAAAAHHHhhhhBulance

**Bufkin** · 02-22-2015, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

I meant twice during this contest. After the first artificial inflation of his rep several supporters of the other contestants including myself decided it wasn't even worth bothering with anymore. We had Blumpkin on the verge of elimination then an hour later he was part of the inner circle.

And yes, it did hurt. Without this n00b of the year contest I didn't have anything else to look forward to in life. Thanks flop. Thanks a lot.

Easy there Himmler, you weren't even close to getting me down. Flopnuts repped me a bunch, and then quickly deleted them once somebody complained that I had ranked up quickly.

With the old format, you and the others who were max neg repping me each day would only account for a few individual votes against me. You can try and discredit my victory by saying the competition was lacking, but you sure as hell can't blame the format. It was fun and worthwhile, albeit almost ruined by Pizza Dough.

Hootie · 02-22-2015, 10:09 AM

Do you guys think Katipan is hot? Has anyone seen this person before? I realize endelt used to be knuckle deep in her but we've all seen endelt girls before so who knows!? I demand pics of katipan !!

Is she CP's first lady!?

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-22-2015, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Do you guys think Katipan is hot? Has anyone seen this person before? I realize endelt used to be knuckle deep in her but we've all seen endelt girls before so who knows!? I demand pics of katipan !!

Is she CP's first lady!?

Heh, yes. Not posting pictures though. That's up too her.

Katipan · 02-22-2015, 10:19 AM

Note to CP:

Do not ever send Hootie a mildly flirtatious rep message. Even if you heap lots of insults in it too.

Hootie · 02-22-2015, 10:21 AM

02-19-2015, 01:08 AM
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02-22-2015, 10:09 AM	#117
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Do you guys think Katipan is hot? Has anyone seen this person before? I realize endelt used to be knuckle deep in her but we've all seen endelt girls before so who knows!? I demand pics of katipan !! Is she CP's first lady!?
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02-22-2015, 10:19 AM	#119
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2750351	Note to CP: Do not ever send Hootie a mildly flirtatious rep message. Even if you heap lots of insults in it too. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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02-22-2015, 10:21 AM	#120
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