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Old 11-03-2016, 02:59 PM  
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Had Sex with Crazy. Now what?

Last night got weird.

Was asked to do things, contribute to things that were a little bit disturbing.

There was mention of her wanting to possess my life essence.

I also believe that I have a pulled oblique muscle from trying to do something physical that probably shouldn't have been done.

I wake up this morning and there is like a dozen texts on my phone.

I can't pull myself mentally out of surrealville right now. Probably due to a weed hangover.

Should I just ride this out or should I change phone numbers?
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Old 11-03-2016, 05:00 PM   #76
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Old 11-03-2016, 05:04 PM   #77
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**** changing phone numbers. What a pain in the ****ing ass. You have to tell everyone that you've ever known that you're changing.

Just kill her. It's easier.
I guess we now know whay alias Hillary Clinton is posting under.
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Old 11-03-2016, 05:16 PM   #78
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I hope you wrapped your shit.


You better find a crafty way to get her to break up with you that doesn't make her want to kill you or your pet.
Why would he wrap his shit? Dude is invulnerable at this point, tear it up sac!
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Old 11-03-2016, 05:21 PM   #79
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You want to get rid of her easy tell her you can't be together because your church called and want you to go on a church mission. Tell her nice knowing her and if she think she see you tell her that your twin brother and he's engaged!
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Old 11-03-2016, 05:22 PM   #80
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Why would he wrap his shit? Dude is invulnerable at this point, tear it up sac!
By all means, keep pounding that snatch until it's all worn out.

1. still wrap it

2. Become the most boring person in the history of the world while NOT in the sack. Seriously, be nice but boring as hell, except for sex. That way she will turn you into a booty call situation and nothing else so you can avoid the "crazy" spreading into the rest of your life.
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Old 11-03-2016, 05:25 PM   #81
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Your threads are weird as **** lately. Who posts this shit on a football board?

I would if I was getting as much as Mr poo.
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Old 11-03-2016, 06:01 PM   #82
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Old 11-03-2016, 06:39 PM   #83
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Old 11-03-2016, 06:39 PM   #84
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Old 11-03-2016, 06:41 PM   #85
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Old 11-03-2016, 06:51 PM   #86
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Old 11-03-2016, 06:57 PM   #87
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Old 11-03-2016, 07:02 PM   #88
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Old 11-03-2016, 07:08 PM   #89
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Old 11-03-2016, 07:12 PM   #90
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You see, I love these kinds of situations. Because if shit goes south, who gives a **** right? Haven't read he whole thread but saw some of the shit about the sister.

Be aware only real freaks will **** along side a sibling and only someone with zero give a **** can make them do it. I tried once but I wasn't old enough or confident enough to make it happen. Put me in that situation now and things are different.

I've put down two and even three a cpl times doing this and it rarely fails, If you have put it to one really good already.

So, question. Did you, being honest with yourself, **** her brains out last time? Good enough to tell the sister?
If so..
You don't ask them for permission to do shit. You get em alone and you tell em straight that they are both getting ****ed.
If they are calling the shots about who gets what, you ain't getting Jack shit.

When they say "Oh, really"
You, unthreateningly, of course, reply: Yes, really.

You run the show. They want to get ****ed but they don't want to make those decisions. They want to be ****ed by someone confident enough to not even have to ask. (Its a lot easier to make them cum too. 95% mental)The minute you ask shame will hit them and there's no coming back from that

If they get shitty, calmly tell em they're acting like children and ask them to gtfo.

If it fails then ol' girl probably wanted a boyfriend and you just saved yourself that headache.

Just my 2cents. I've been on a roll and its part being older and part knowing that somebody is about to get ****ed. I've always pulled ass but I wasn't really doing anything right until I was in my 30s. 95% of guys are straight pussies. Scared little boys, just happy to be getting some.

Tell them what you're gonna do, and then deliver and you will be able to do the same thing to every woman she tells and whoever they tell.
And they will tell. And woman can **** 10 guys and go through life thinking its a disappointment. When someone does it right they blab about it to every chick theyre close to.

I'm getting carried away. This has kind of been my hobby lately. Lol.

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