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Old 07-24-2014, 11:44 AM  
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Am I friend zoned?
So I met this girl on Tinder. She likes politics, uses "you're" correctly, and has an ass that you could roll quarters on. She lives in Joplin, which is about 2 hours away from where I live. She texts me every day, and it usually consists of pictures she finds on iFunny (which is an app that ironically isn't funny at all).

Since she lives in Joplin, I drop hints all the time that we should go to the casino near her town. She's always like "yeah I'm down!", but then it ends after that. I also invited her to a Chiefs game this season, which she gladly accepted. At the very least, I want to see her to make sure I'm not getting catfished. With my luck, she weighs 380, is a chain smoker, has a Santorum bumper sticker, and is nicknamed "coon dog".

So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me? We're Facebook/Twitter friends and she likes my shit on the reg, but who knows if it's a courtesy thing. I also don't want to flat out ask for nudes to see how she reacts, because I'm in no mood to send her a dong pic (this was my roommate's advice to get her out of her shell).

And before it's said, I'm not trolling. I'm not even trying to get attention. I'm just trying to get some advice on a place where I'm completely anonymous and nobody is going to laugh in my face for asking strangers for female advice.

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Old 07-24-2014, 07:24 PM   #91
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If I'm able to convince 1 person that I'm actually Eric Fisher, I will have officially won the internet.

In all seriousness, is showing her this thread even remotely a good idea? "Hey Megan, to show how much I've been thinking about this, here's proof".
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Old 07-24-2014, 07:29 PM   #92
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If I'm able to convince 1 person that I'm actually Eric Fisher, I will have officially won the internet.

In all seriousness, is showing her this thread even remotely a good idea? "Hey Megan, to show how much I've been thinking about this, here's proof".
Clearly showing a girl ChiefsPlanet will win her over from the friend zone.
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Old 07-24-2014, 07:49 PM   #93
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Ironically, there is some chick that goes by the name "Coon Dog" on the Missouri State football forums that started a thread wanting to know if she should stop masturbating to the thought of some guy from KC ever coming to Joplin to take her to the casinos.
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Old 07-24-2014, 07:51 PM   #94
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Old 07-24-2014, 08:16 PM   #95
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Ironically, there is some chick that goes by the name "Coon Dog" on the Missouri State football forums that started a thread wanting to know if she should stop masturbating to the thought of some guy from KC ever coming to Joplin to take her to the casinos.
Well ****.
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Old 07-24-2014, 10:14 PM   #96
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How old is she claiming to be? She looks about 40...
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Old 07-24-2014, 10:18 PM   #97
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How old is she claiming to be? She looks about 40...
22.
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Old 07-24-2014, 10:51 PM   #98
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She looks like a 70's pornstar you ****ing lost
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Old 07-24-2014, 11:47 PM   #99
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Clearly showing a girl ChiefsPlanet will win her over from the friend zone.
Yes.....yes...that's an exxxxxcellent idea.
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Old 07-24-2014, 11:53 PM   #100
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No way she's 22 yrs old.

She's got more miles on her than my old pick-up.

You could probably throw a rod in her easier than my truck.
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Old 07-24-2014, 11:57 PM   #101
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That picture obviously isn't her guys. With my luck, her dad posts here.
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Old 07-25-2014, 12:02 AM   #102
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Heh. Nah, bruh.

I agree that any woman worth your time will likely be a friend first, but there is definitely a friend zone.
Truth. And having a quality woman in the friend zone makes for a good resource when you can't figure out if you have been put into the friend zone by someone else. She will be objective.
Or you could just keep asking the Planet.
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Old 07-25-2014, 12:32 AM   #104
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No way she is 22. More like 32, maybe even 42. Crows feet around the eyes is a dead giveaway she is not 22. Not to mention the falling chin causing the appearance of a double chin.

I'd bet she is married and bored. 3 kids ranging from 6-14yrs old. A husband that doesn't pay attention to her. And a unfulfilling feeling that she missed her out on her dreams because of getting married and knocked up before she hit her 20's.

Or that is not her at all.
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Is that a pic of her or a selfie of your ****ing grandmother.
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