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Old 07-24-2014, 11:44 AM  
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Am I friend zoned?
So I met this girl on Tinder. She likes politics, uses "you're" correctly, and has an ass that you could roll quarters on. She lives in Joplin, which is about 2 hours away from where I live. She texts me every day, and it usually consists of pictures she finds on iFunny (which is an app that ironically isn't funny at all).

Since she lives in Joplin, I drop hints all the time that we should go to the casino near her town. She's always like "yeah I'm down!", but then it ends after that. I also invited her to a Chiefs game this season, which she gladly accepted. At the very least, I want to see her to make sure I'm not getting catfished. With my luck, she weighs 380, is a chain smoker, has a Santorum bumper sticker, and is nicknamed "coon dog".

So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me? We're Facebook/Twitter friends and she likes my shit on the reg, but who knows if it's a courtesy thing. I also don't want to flat out ask for nudes to see how she reacts, because I'm in no mood to send her a dong pic (this was my roommate's advice to get her out of her shell).

And before it's said, I'm not trolling. I'm not even trying to get attention. I'm just trying to get some advice on a place where I'm completely anonymous and nobody is going to laugh in my face for asking strangers for female advice.

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Old 07-24-2014, 01:16 PM   #46
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Isn't being Eric ****ing Fisher even more reason to wait 6 months, write her a poem expressing my love for her, and finding out she's a rug muncher?
Even better
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:18 PM   #47
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Friend zone is a myth.

Any woman worth your time will be a friend before she's a piece of ass.

Most of the idiots I know who claim to be 'friend zoned' are just too stupid to notice that the girl is actually into them.

Heh. Nah, bruh.

I agree that any woman worth your time will likely be a friend first, but there is definitely a friend zone.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:19 PM   #48
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Friend zone is a myth.

Any woman worth your time will be a friend before she's a piece of ass.

Most of the idiots I know who claim to be 'friend zoned' are just too stupid to notice that the girl is actually into them.
If I find out you're giving me false hope, I'll do absolutely nothing about it.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:22 PM   #49
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The fact that you made a thread asking us about it means you're an overthinker, like myself. Being an overthinker has gotten me nowhere in the past so after years of doing it I tossed that shit to the curb. Now that I don't give a shit and take everything as it comes I do a bit better. And if I don't, it doesn't matter, because I don't give a shit! It's a win win.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:23 PM   #50
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Friend zone is a myth.

Any woman worth your time will be a friend before she's a piece of ass.

Most of the idiots I know who claim to be 'friend zoned' are just too stupid to notice that the girl is actually into them.
Definitely not a myth, but also not the bullshit cop-out when dudes don't get laid like it supposedly is.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:23 PM   #51
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The fact that you made a thread asking us about it means you're an overthinker, like myself. Being an overthinker has gotten me nowhere in the past so after years of doing it I tossed that shit to the curb. Now that I don't give a shit and take everything as it comes I do a bit better. And if I don't, it doesn't matter, because I don't give a shit! It's a win win.
You're a good guy lcarus.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:24 PM   #52
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I'd strike up a conversation with her about how communist women like to masturbate. She should be on you like stink on a sweat sock.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:24 PM   #53
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You're a good guy lcarus.
Well thanks, but the real question here is...are you just friend zoning me with that comment?
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:25 PM   #54
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Well thanks, but the real question here is...are you just friend zoning me with that comment?
Are you looking for a relationship here???
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I'd strike up a conversation with her about how communist women like to masturbate. She should be on you like stink on a sweat sock.
A lot of her Facebook pictures are her at country music concerts. I've decided that all I need to do is play her some country tunes on the ol' Gibson and she'll be dripping more than a public restroom faucet.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:26 PM   #56
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Are you looking for a relationship here???
If so, he's looking in the right place. I have a solid 401K plan and make a mean stroganoff.
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Old 07-24-2014, 01:27 PM   #57
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I'd strike up a conversation with her about how communist women like to masturbate. She should be on you like stink on a sweat sock.
A lot of vodka bottles out thata way
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A lot of her Facebook pictures are her at country music concerts. I've decided that all I need to do is play her some country tunes on the ol' Gibson and she'll be dripping more than a public restroom faucet.
Better brush up on your Porter Wagoner....
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Better brush up on your Porter Wagoner....
I'll start out with some Charley Pride.
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Are you looking for a relationship here???
Well I'm not gay and I don't usually meet people from the internet. Those are 2 pretty big road blocks so I'm gonna lean heavily towards no.
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