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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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11-22-2014, 12:50 PM | #62 |
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No. Not at all. I'm 29 years old and have had sex X amount of times and literally have never even had a girl fart during sex.
She was on top of me ... kinda stopped ... and was like, "did you fart?" She said that to me. And I was like, "no? wtf?" and then she was like I have to pee Got up. I was like ....uh.... so I sat up, and was like "uhhhhhhh." turned the light on shit all over it was THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE |
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needless to say that contact no longer exists in my phone
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11-22-2014, 01:01 PM | #66 | |
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11-22-2014, 01:03 PM | #67 |
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it's funny now
but I tell you what the best moment of my life was when she finally got the clue to leave and then I showered and it was amazing. amazing I slept on my couch that night and then the next day I cleaned my apartment and threw away so many things my apartment has never been cleaner amazing |
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11-22-2014, 01:13 PM | #68 | |
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11-22-2014, 01:14 PM | #69 |
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11-22-2014, 01:35 PM | #70 |
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even if I closed my door and cried myself to sleep?
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11-22-2014, 01:38 PM | #71 | |
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11-22-2014, 01:39 PM | #72 |
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Ok some of the stuff in this thread did make me smile.
Thanks for all the input. |
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11-22-2014, 01:39 PM | #73 |
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my buddy, who knew the girl (really nice girl), hated the story because he just felt bad for the girl
I did too. I was super nice about it. As she finally got the hint to leave, she was like "give me a goodbye kiss" and I was like "omgggggggggggggggggg" I literally showered for 30 minutes and slept on my couch. It was devastating. |
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11-22-2014, 01:40 PM | #74 |
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I sat on my couch, after said shower, and was just relieved that I was single. I was like, "wow, I really enjoy the fact that girl left and the only thing I had to deal with, for however long I wanted, was myself."
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11-22-2014, 01:49 PM | #75 | |
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