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Kaepernick · 10-07-2014, 06:25 PM

Are there any bigger douchebags on the road than Infinity G25, G35, and Q60 drivers?

These flaming a-holes will do 30 mph over the limit on city streets, cut you off with the smallest of space, run red lights, tailgate mercilessly, and just generally act like they own the gd-damn road. They think their butts are plated with gold, giving them a divine, intrinsic right go faster, be in front, have a clear unobstructed view, cut off everybody on the road and get there sooner than everybody else in existence.

Poll to follow just on the minuscule odds that I might be overlooking the driver base of another make of car that is 1/10th as rude, obnoxious, selfish, conceited, narcissistic, reckless, pigheaded, self-gratifying and vain than Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. Even egotistical a-hole Benz drivers are not as big of douchebags. Even inferiority completed Volvo drivers who all wish they could afford a Benz are not such flaming douchebags.

Vote for the driving douchebag of your choice which you know in your heart are the soul-less, scum-sucking, evil, invertebrate maggots that are Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. I predict this poll won't even be close.

**TimBone** · 10-07-2014, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

In the last two weeks I put on over 2500 miles. My douche counts consists of one meth head truck driver that ran me off the road, slow moving highway driving mini vans, dipshits that drive under the speed limit and will not move the **** out of the left lane and some crazy hillbilly that looked like Willie Nelson that came off the Interstate today, didn't stop at the stop sign and damn near ran me into the guard rail when I slammed on the breaks. Through all this the Glock remained holstered.

You are a man of unrelenting patience. Respect.

**TimBone** · 10-07-2014, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth

Traffic in KC is the most wonderful thing in the world compared to a place like Houston.

Yep, Houston traffic sucks on a big ol' ball sack.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-07-2014, 06:53 PM

It's guys driving dualie full-ton trucks who've never hauled a load or seen a farm, and it's not close.

**Bwana** · 10-07-2014, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

You are a man of unrelenting patience. Respect.

Yeah no flying lead, but the joints in my middle fingers are kind of sore.

As stated in the OP, there are some real shitty drivers out there for sure.

**Bwana** · 10-07-2014, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

It's guys driving dualie full-ton trucks who've never hauled a load or seen a farm, and it's not close.

A lot of Soccer Moms that drive full size SUV's also leave a lot to be desired in many cases. Baby cakes, trade in that full size suburban for a Honda Accord or something else you can handle, mmmKay?

Kaepernick · 10-07-2014, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

My mother drives a Q60

She was just in the hospital you know.

For non driving related injuries.

Give my regards to your mother and please tell her to QUIT CUTTING ME OFF!

**Buzz** · 10-07-2014, 07:04 PM

All kinds of people screw up traffic, women putting on makeup, people talking on the cell phone, driving like an idiot, the list is endless.

Aries Walker · 10-07-2014, 07:16 PM

Also, I should point out that if the OP hadn't specified four wheels, it would have far and away been entitled, sockless punks on Japanese speedbikes who weave between traffic at top speed, then get upset when you fail to clear the road for them in time.

Harley riders get the bad rap, but these dickheads deserve unvarnished scorn at every opportunity.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-07-2014, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

A lot of Soccer Moms that drive full size SUV's also leave a lot to be desired in many cases. Baby cakes, trade in that full size suburban for a Honda Accord or something else you can handle, mmmKay?

That's true, but they aren't driving that car to flex nuts.

-King- · 10-07-2014, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth

I don't understand why people speed. How is it worth it?

So you're as big of a douche on the road as you are online.

Interesting.

Kaepernick · 10-07-2014, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

Yep, Houston traffic sucks on a big ol' ball sack.

The worst drivers I have ever encountered were on the 495 DC beltway. Runner up status goes to the New Jersey Turnpike. But I could easily do a Top 10 Worst Drivers Cities off the top of my head.

You would think L.A. would have a lot of terrible drivers but, as it turns out, you actually have to be moving to drive terribly. Not a lot you can do to be a bad driver when you are sitting in a 20 mile long parking lot.

Kaepernick · 10-07-2014, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by -King-

So you're as big of a douche on the road as you are online.

Interesting.

He drives a G35 doesn't he?

Kaepernick · 10-07-2014, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

A lot of Soccer Moms that drive full size SUV's also leave a lot to be desired in many cases. Baby cakes, trade in that full size suburban for a Honda Accord or something else you can handle, mmmKay?

Power steering. Only 7 women in America would drive SUVs if not for power steering.

Kaepernick · 10-07-2014, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Aries Walker

Also, I should point out that if the OP hadn't specified four wheels, it would have far and away been entitled, sockless punks on Japanese speedbikes who weave between traffic at top speed, then get upset when you fail to clear the road for them in time.

Harley riders get the bad rap, but these dickheads deserve unvarnished scorn at every opportunity.

Adding motorcycles and SUVs would have made it too easy.

**Bwana** · 10-07-2014, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

That's true, but they aren't driving that car to flex nuts.

Heh, from what I've seen a lot of it is status.

View Poll Results: Are Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers the biggest Douchebags on 4 wheels? Hint: Yes
Yes, Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 Drivers are the Tampax Gold Standard of vehicular Douchebags!	6	10.91%
No, BMW vermin are the Kotex tampons of rude drivers.	12	21.82%
No, Mercedez-Benz scum are the Playtex tampons of bad drivers.	6	10.91%
No, Volvo ass wipes are the Always tampons of horrid drivers.	1	1.82%
No, Lexus pukes are the Moxie tampons of obnoxious drivers.	1	1.82%
No, Mustang freaks are the Veeda tampons of brainless drivers.	4	7.27%
No, Honda Civic squids are the OB tampons of lowlife drivers.	2	3.64%
No, Prius jackasses are the Nutracare tampons of vile drivers	19	34.55%
None of the above, it a different car than any of these. See my post.	4	7.27%
Great poll, but you **** yourself in the ass with the sharp limb off an Aids tree anyway!	15	27.27%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 55. You may not vote on this poll

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Kaepernick Niner Trash Join Date: Mar 2013 Casino cash: $10013638	Are there any bigger douchebags on the road than Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers? Are there any bigger douchebags on the road than Infinity G25, G35, and Q60 drivers? These flaming a-holes will do 30 mph over the limit on city streets, cut you off with the smallest of space, run red lights, tailgate mercilessly, and just generally act like they own the gd-damn road. They think their butts are plated with gold, giving them a divine, intrinsic right go faster, be in front, have a clear unobstructed view, cut off everybody on the road and get there sooner than everybody else in existence. Poll to follow just on the minuscule odds that I might be overlooking the driver base of another make of car that is 1/10th as rude, obnoxious, selfish, conceited, narcissistic, reckless, pigheaded, self-gratifying and vain than Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. Even egotistical a-hole Benz drivers are not as big of douchebags. Even inferiority completed Volvo drivers who all wish they could afford a Benz are not such flaming douchebags. Vote for the driving douchebag of your choice which you know in your heart are the soul-less, scum-sucking, evil, invertebrate maggots that are Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. I predict this poll won't even be close.
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10-07-2014, 06:53 PM	#18
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $8009572	It's guys driving dualie full-ton trucks who've never hauled a load or seen a farm, and it's not close. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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Buzz I like Pie! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In my garage Casino cash: $10016623	All kinds of people screw up traffic, women putting on makeup, people talking on the cell phone, driving like an idiot, the list is endless.
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10-07-2014, 07:16 PM	#23
Aries Walker Back again, again. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: York, PA Casino cash: $9583357	Also, I should point out that if the OP hadn't specified four wheels, it would have far and away been entitled, sockless punks on Japanese speedbikes who weave between traffic at top speed, then get upset when you fail to clear the road for them in time. Harley riders get the bad rap, but these dickheads deserve unvarnished scorn at every opportunity.
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