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05-04-2016, 12:15 PM | #61 |
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See, here's where bond is underrated in his abilities. Head to head against you 2, I can't win.
But I'm smart. I'll pit you two strongly against each other and one will be eliminated. So while I'm sitting back, sipping a martini and banging eva green, you two are covertly trying to beat each other cause you figure you're each others biggest threat. .then I come in a take down a weak remainder of the fight with my Ashton and Italian suit. |
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05-04-2016, 12:34 PM | #62 | |
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Because Bond can't generally take out even some run of the mill bullet stopper without the two of them wailing on each other for 5 minutes. That will give me plenty of time to prep another of my vaguely ethnic sidekicks. When you're finally finished beating on nameless villain #3, I'll simply send in Imma Cumonface to get your guard down before spiking your martini and watching you die. C'mon, Dr. No managed to poison Bond's coffee; just how hard can it be?
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05-04-2016, 12:39 PM | #63 | |
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Fell into ice water, whilst fighting a henchman. Survived. Balls hit with a big ass rope? Yeah, been there. And that's just recent events. Odds are, I get q branch to yield some magic shit that's gets me out of your grasp, only to win. |
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05-04-2016, 12:56 PM | #64 | |
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Ethan Hunt is more Scotty Evil: "Why are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him now? I'll go get a gun, we'll shoot him together - it'll be fun!" Though your escapability may help you with SNR as he's trying to come up with a way for dolphins to rape you to death.
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05-04-2016, 01:13 PM | #65 | |
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Likely, you're ability to throw women at me will be my downfall. But I think we're to much alike in our ways to win |
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05-04-2016, 01:40 PM | #66 |
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The odds pretty strongly favor an outcome where we're both caught staring awestruck at Paula Patton while SNR offs us simultaneously.
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05-04-2016, 01:54 PM | #67 |
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Was she the redhead in the shitty one with Hallie Berry?
Nope...she was the one that got tarred, wasn't she? Rosamund Pike was the redhead in Die Another Day. Objectively I have no rationale for why she made my jaw drop in that movie but man did she ever.
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05-04-2016, 02:45 PM | #69 | |
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But still, Arterton was my favorite. Eva green. Had that "I'll show you something " in the bedroom kinda feel in Royale. |
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05-04-2016, 07:19 PM | #70 |
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1.020. Noah Spence, DE, Eastern Kentucky Taken at 2.039 by Tampa Bay 2.051. Dak Prescott, QB, Mississippi State Taken at 4.135 by Dallas 3.083. Joe Schobert, LB, Wisconsin Taken at 4.099 by Cleveland 4.119. Connor McGovern, OT/G, Missouri Taken at 5.144 by Denver 5.158. Temarrick Hemingway, TE, South Carolina State Taken at 6.177 by Los Angeles 7.242. Clay DeBord, OT, Eastern Washington Undrafted - signed by Arizona -39, -84, -16, -25, +19, -21 = -166 EAGLES 1.008. Carson Wentz, QB, North Dakota State Taken at 1.002 by Philadelphia, pick traded in deal to move to 1.002 3.077. Vadal Alexander, OG, Louisiana State Taken at 7.234 by Oakland, pick traded in deal to move to 1.002 3.079. Kentrell Brothers, LB, Missouri Taken at 5.160 by Minnesota 4.101. Maliek Collins, DT, Nebraska, pick traded in deal to move to 1.002 Taken at 3.067 by Dallas 5.154. Jhurell Pressley, RB, New Mexico Undrafted - signed with Minnesota 5.165. Cody Core, WR, Mississippi Taken at 6.199 by Cincinnati 6.189. LeShaun Sims, CB, Southern Utah Taken at 5.157 by Tennessee 7.234. Andrew Adams, FS, Connecticut Undrafted - signed with New York G 7.252. Antwane Grant, WR, Western Kentucky Undrafted - signed with Cincinnati Additional picks in deal to move to 1.002: 2017 1st, 2018 2nd. Get back 2017 4th. +6*, -157*, -81, -87*, -34, +32, -19, -1 = -341 *Not sure what to value traded away picks going up, so we'll just call it all a wash. I sure reached a lot compared to the NFL guys... But I'm just that good. I didn't give up half the farm for Wentz either hahaha. |
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05-04-2016, 09:11 PM | #71 |
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Let's see, my first first, second and third round picks for the Bills went in the top 32 overall. I could waste my time and add it up but we all know the outcome. I win the CP Mock AGAIN.
You guys really need to step your game up next year. |
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Pft...I don't think you've got me beat.
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05-05-2016, 07:56 AM | #73 | |
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Buffalo Bills 1.19 (2.32) Emmanuel Ogbah, DE, Oklahoma State -13 2.49 (1.27) Kenny Clark, DT, UCLA +22 3.80 (1.26) Joshua Garnett, OL, Stanford +54 4.118 (7.241) Charone Peake, WR, Clemson -123 5.140 (6.185) DeAndre Houston-Carson, DB, William & Mary -45 5.157 (6.184) Jerell Adams, TE, South Carolina -27 6.193 (7.222) Aaron Wallace, LB, UCLA -29 7.219 (4.120) David Onyemata, DT, Manitoba +99 GRAND TOTAL: -62 |
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05-05-2016, 07:59 AM | #74 |
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In all seriousness, it's a fine draft. Every one of your players got drafted, and you had killer 2nd and 3rd round picks.
Just gotta do a better job in the rest of draft, Mr. Pioli |
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See, just another guy who's ass I kicked. My bad team was better than your good one Sfeihc.
EDIT: And your bad team was CleveSteve levels of shite. You suck at this, man.
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