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Old 04-19-2021, 08:06 PM  
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Which CPer would you marry? ****? Kill??

Okay, so imagine freaking Jigsaw from the SAW movies has trapped you in a room. He says you can only get out if you commit three sickening acts:

1. Marry a ChiefsPlanet member
2. **** a ChiefsPlanet member (by having sex with them)
3. Kill a ChiefsPlanet member (by killing them)

Who would you choose for each sickening act? You must choose a different CPer for each.

And if you'd like to elaborate, what would the ceremony be like? How would you do the killing? And what would your **** style be?

I would marry simply red, **** jjchieffan, and kill myself after experiencing the unparalleled ecstasy of sex with jj!

Okay have fun!
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Old 04-19-2021, 08:44 PM   #31
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Old 04-19-2021, 08:50 PM   #32
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Old 04-19-2021, 08:57 PM   #33
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Old 04-19-2021, 08:59 PM   #34
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Old 04-19-2021, 09:01 PM   #35
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Old 04-19-2021, 09:06 PM   #36
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Old 04-19-2021, 09:11 PM   #37
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Old 04-19-2021, 09:11 PM   #38
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Old 04-19-2021, 09:13 PM   #39
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Old 04-19-2021, 09:15 PM   #40
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Old 04-19-2021, 09:16 PM   #41
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Old 04-19-2021, 09:23 PM   #42
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Old 04-19-2021, 09:44 PM   #43
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Old 04-19-2021, 09:44 PM   #44
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Old 04-19-2021, 09:45 PM   #45
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